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Started by Mopman, February 04, 2010, 02:43:06 PM
Quote from: Duckling on January 16, 2012, 12:56:26 PMInfraction 1: Insulting America.Infraction 2: Calling yourself God.Infraction 3: Excessive use of God-modding, claiming solar-scale powers for your henchmen.Infraction 4: Control of other players. a) Also did so by attempting to use another player's methods against them, without understanding the methods.Infractions 5, 6, 7, and 8: Doing more god-modding without a valid explanation as to your methods. You need remedial training in acceptable uses of god-modding.Infraction 9: Direct assault on the instance of another player's persona and insisting on its permanence.Infraction 10: A direct insult to another player.It is due to these 10 infractions that I choose to revoke your powers of narrative causality within the spheres of my influence. To be clear, you can plot, speak, think out loud, and suggest ideas, but you cannot in any way make things happen.Duskling's Hill.
Quote from: Ertxiem on April 20, 2010, 04:32:01 PMI put on my "useless dirt" a pile of my manure until it reaches 200m above sea level. My hill. Literally.
Quote from: SteelFist on January 24, 2012, 10:09:35 AM*Rubs hands with evil glee* Yes, drink. Drink. Soon your minds shall be under my control!*Evil laughter*
Quote from: Zackirus on December 09, 2011, 12:39:27 PM"Special" Maple Syrup
Quote from: Zackirus on December 09, 2011, 12:39:27 PMI notice that the Steel Empire is going to rise up again I get out my "Special" Maple Syrup and drink some, turning me back into my maple syrup form. I then collect all of my previous weapons from my basement and suit up. A List of Which:[spoiler]Armour:- Night Vision/Thermal Eyes/X-Ray Vision/Ultraviolet Sensors (For eyes) - A Respiratory System, that gives me oxygen (never runs out)- A voice box that can change my voice (preset: my voice) includes Translator - Gravity Boots (allows me to walk up walls and float)- A Jet Pack (with infinite fuel) coupled with a Set of Wings- A Shield System (defects mostly everything)- A Hologram system (Allows me to change how I look [preset:old human body]) and a Cloaking Device (Cannot be detected by thermals)- A In-Tangible System (Walk Through Most Objects/Shields)- Auto Healing of Armour, Gear, and Myself- A Screen that shows all the vital information- A Time Machine and Dimensional Transporter and Teleporter- A System that allows me to pick up to 20,000 pounds- A Communications system (Almost Un-hackable)- A Source of Food (Infinite)- Space and Water Equiped- A Infinite Power SourceGear:- Canadian Hockey Uniform (Un-Penetrable and is able to morph into anything else and make me become cloaked/intangible [hides everything else aswell])- A Goalies Mask (That Never Breaks, Provides optical information about everything and works a gas mask)- Hockey Gloves that can increase my Strength allowing me to dig quickly and pick up heavy stuff (up to: 10,000 Kg)- A Cape (Canadian Flag) - Skates that can change their from (preset: Skates) (Ability to walk up walls and float)- A Hockey Stick (Wood, Can't break, and cuts through most substances)- Hockey Pucks, Different Types: (Explosive, Fire, etc.)- A Lacrosse Stick (Can't Break, cuts through most substances)- Lacrosse Balls, Different Types: (Sleep Gas, Smoke, Sticky, Flash, Freeze, etc.)- A Paddle (Can't Break, cuts through most substances) Can shoot different Materials (Snow, Ice, Water, Maple Syrup, etc.)- A Backpack that releases Robotic Beavers under my control that can eat through mostly everything (Backpack also plays the Canadian Anthem)- The Backpack that is a Jetpack and a set of wings- The Backpack can also transform into a robotic Moose (Car, Plane, Sub, Space-Ship, Dimensional Transporter, Time Machine)- The Blue Nose: Fastest Sail Boat Ever! (Can't be destroyed, Includes Repair Centre, Only I or Robotic Mountie can control, extra defences)- The Moose can be also be used to attack people (Lazers, Guns, Antlers, Gases, Etc.) Robotic Mounties: (50 Currently Active, X Number Created)- Assortment of different Weapons (Guns, Lazers, Gases, etc.) - Un-Hackable or Controlled- Can survive in any environment - Cannot not be easily destroyed (parts form back together if destroyed) - Connected to my Un-hackable Commications- Able to Teleport/Become Intangible/Become Invisible/Change Appearance/Talk in Every Language- Can Fly and Walk Up Walls, Jetpack and Wings- Includes Robotic Horse that has same abilities as Moose- Infinite Power Source- Look Like MountiesCanadian Lair:- Automatic Base Defences (Gas, Guns, Lazers, Oil, etc.)- Requires DNA from Myself, Robotic Code, (Plus a password) or Myself Opening it to Enter- Holds X amount of Mounties- 99% Indestructible- Can Fly, Teleport, Turn Invisible, Move, go into Space/Water/Underground, Go Through Time/Dimensions - Can repair my amour and my gear- Commications Systems are Stored Here- Includes Lab and Area for Living and Infinite Food/Maple Syrup Supply- Can Transform in a Giant Robot, with me controlling robotically or manually- Almost Un-hackable- Can Change Form- Giant Computer Stores all Files, Plans, Can Control Most Technologies with It (Extremely Hard to Hack)- Infinite Power Source- Currently Located: Canada, Today[/spoiler]I switch the cloaking device off of my house and move into my lair, activating 50 of my Mounties. I then use the lair to warp to another timeline where I can live in peace.I walk downstairs and notice that I have 99 Bottles of Hills on the wall; that contain %1 each from different hill that has ever existed so far. I smile and go upstairs to finally enter the timeline where no one is fighting over the hill and land my lair where my house is. I switch on the cloaking device, disguise myself in my regular clothing and get out another bottle of Maple Syrup to enjoy.