You know me, utterly heartless - for the greater good (mainly my own greater good). An 'Uptopia' would destroy the topic, so I shall take the harrowing burden of taking your 'Uptopia' down (Thus creating a 'Downtopia', possibly) upon myself.
For the greater good.
1. I first reforge my Black Steel Mace.
2. I crush the skull of Zackirus, and his co-conspirators (Everyone who agreed to pancakes).
3. I take the Ultra-Hill, and meld with it, giving me the power to control all Steel directly. It also extends my influence over the components of Steel, namely carbon and iron. It also allows me to control the Hill.
4. Profit?
My Ultra-Hill. And without the Ultra-Hill your 'Uptopia' collapses.