Nightcrawler the X-man saves me right before I get crispy-fried with the 11 original herbs and spices that come in the value pak with the phoenix downs. Then, since my vampire, meanwhile, got reincarnated (he's a buddhist when it's convenient), and so he still has one version of himself here with me, and one UNDEAD version of him detatched from his soul, which will keep your fire zombies busy for all eternity. The undead holy vampire knees the zombies in the ****s and renders the zombies unable to replicate. I then pour 500 gallons of fish and oil on the zombies, which puts them out, and gives me 500 gallons of high-quality fried fish. Your phoenix is in a soundproof container, which I send to the bottom of the ocean. I add an impregnable container around the soundproof room at the bottom of the ocean. Your phoenix is still alive, and thus cannot reform elsewhere. I steal your phoenix downs with Shadowcat's help. I freeze them and send them out into outer space, beyond voyager. No effing way of getting those back. I destroy in gory awful ways the remainder of the phoenices. Now I base-jump over the fire wall with the help of an airlift from the X-jet. I dump another barrelful of chicken-oil on your last phoenix and smother him. Screw Final Fantasy. Now I keep both of my holy vampires, undead and alive, and remember, there's still a no zombie ward around the hill. My vampire rocks. My hill. And for good measure, I encase the world in ice. No more fires!
