What is your motto?

[Steelfist]

When life gives you lemons...

I never understood that motto.

[.:Light-God:.]

When life gives you lemons,
You make Lemonade!

[Duskling]

When in doubt, shoot. (Grunt motto)

[dancash]

never try never fail!  :D

[Duskling]

What is this? Peace? I think not! (Gunshot)

[Barzul]

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

[Bromtaghon]

The two star-crossed lovers ran across the field like freight trains, one having left Cleveland at a speed of 70km/h at 7:00 pm and the other having left Kelowna at a speed of 40km/h at 8:30 the next morning...

So it's not a motto, but it's still funny.

[algebra15]

Walk a mile in someone's shoes before you judge them.

That way, you're a mile away -- and you have their shoes.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Stay out of trouble and trouble won't come to you, unless you're a protagonist, then trouble will always come to you.

[Bromtaghon]

Heroes never have to wait for a parking space.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I have a new motto.


PlEEEEEEEESE don't tazer me. I'll be your best friend. :'(

[Duskling]

Anything in life can be solved with a series of powerful explosions... just don't be around when the problem is solved.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

If life gives you diabetes,
don't make lemonade

[Zackirus]

You'll find that a lot of things in life don't make sense, but it usually the things that make the most sense that really make the least sense and the things that make the least sense make absolutely no sense at all

[Duskling]

Revenge is a dish best served old.