You're banned

[Chrono]

flack is banned for preventing me from capitalizing the first letter of the sentence.

[Zackirus]

Chrono is banned for not capitalizing Flack's name; even if the member does not wish it to be capitalized, English grammar dictates that you must capitalize proper nouns. 

[Shadoroq]

Zackirus is banned for not accounting for the grammatical influence of internetz.

[Zackirus]

Shadorque is banned for banning me on the thing that I knew I was going to be banned by.

[Chrono]

Zackirus is banned for leaving a loophole on purpose, and for altering a member's name.

[ArtDrake]

Zackirus and "Shadorque" (whomever the latter may be) are banned for bickering.

P.S.: Is it pronounced, "sha-DORKH"?

[Zackirus]

Duckling is banned for banning the wrong people.

(P.S. I meant to say Shadoroq, but my iTouch's spell check changed it (-_-)

[Duskling]

Zackirus is banned for trying to explain.

[Ertxiem]

I'm banned for breaking "this game rules"!!! :)
(I probably need to rest... but before that, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm banning Duskling for being unpolite when banning Zackirus. Lol. What a mess!)

[Chrono]

Ert is banned for intentionally breaking the rules, intentionally admitting that he intentionally broke the rules, and (probably unintentionally) making a critical grammar mistake while intentionally admitting that he intentionally broke the rules.

Lol. What a mess!

Also, Ert is banned for being unprofessional.

[Ertxiem]

Chrono is banned for banning someone that doesn't exist. There is no user in the forums called "Ert". Check it out, if you want. :P
Furthermore, the failure to grasp the intentionality of  my grammar mistake aggravates the offence perpetrated.
As is this wasn't enough, note that the word "intentionally" was used 5 times, a prime number.
How could he/she! It was infamous.

[Zackirus]

Ertxiem is banned for giving an overly-long explanitation for a simple reason.

[Chrono]

Zackirus is banned for using a word that does NOT exist in a legitimate dictionary. Please provide an "explanitation" of this word:

explanitation

...if possible at all.

[Zackirus]

Chrono is banned for... TIME PARADOX!

[Chrono]

Zackirus is banned for not having a better reason to ban me.