To Heaven or Hell

[Xemadus Echina]

-2 people are confused about why you're profile pic is no longer a shadowling

99

i get obama impeached

[Guye]

-1 Joe Biden takes over... Enough said.

98

I DESTROY all traces of the programming for all Sinister Design games anywhere on earth. MWUAHAHA!

[Xemadus Echina]

-5 people riot and end up sacrificing you to Craig Stern.

93

i get joe biden impeached

[Duskling]

-5, North Korea launches an attack on the U.S. in their confused state.

Current Score: 88

I nuke North Korea.

[Guye]

-3 The new North Korean Super Mutant Army now invades by tunneling directly through the earth! The rest of the world fails to send aid or defense, due to your aggressive use of nuclear weapons. North Korea's new unstoppable army takes over the entire United States within a fortnight. Mexico falls quickly during their nap break. Fortunatly for Canada the mutants are incapable of living in colder environments. USA now stands for the United State of Alaska.

85

I cease my incessant rambling.

[.:Light-God:.]

I killed an animal but healed it back!

[MikeW781]

(ignores post above and asks user to please read the rules of this game)
-5 because this makes the lives of all those around you quiet and depressing

New Total: 80

I get annoyed at people forgetting to read the rules/topic of a thread

[Guye]

-2 Light God takes that as a personal attack against his character. Using his (presumably) ninja like skills (and years of dedication), he attempts to wire explosives to several key locations in the power infrastructure of most western nations. Fortunately, after years of planning, he puts the batteries into the detonator backwards and blows himself up (that IS what happens when you put batteries backwards in detonators, uh huh). He doesn't really cause that much damage, but the whole things is such a hassle.

78

I sing "Highway to Hell" at my local Karaoke Bar, despite past criticisms of being "tone deaf" or "having the voice of an angry walrus".

[Xemadus Echina]

-5 an army of walruses invade the US thinking you're making a battle cry.  the US is now owned and operated by you and a few million angry walruses.

73

I create a cold fusion reactor solving the worlds trash and energy problems

[Guye]

-3 As with most new technologies, a way is found in order to adapt it into a weapon. Unfortunately this adaptation is first made by a scientist who is kidnapped a small extremist rebel faction going by the name OotTC (Order of the Technologically Challenged) that believes in freeing all people from the oppression of technology. Of course, most nations are not far behind in evening the odds, but by then the OotTC have managed to rapidly expand their power and influence. The war itself is ended fairly shortly and isn't quite so horrible as many other modern examples, but it does go down in history as "The Most Tragic Example of Irony Ever".

New Total: 70

I use my new found power of commanding marine mammals to attempt world conquest.

[Xemadus Echina]

-5 the extinction of all the penguins of the world are the first casualty when the polar bears spread out for the attack. you heartless fool.

65

i burn moths in my attic

[Duskling]

+5, they will eat our clothes no more! >:D

Current Score: 70

I eat an eclair.

[Xemadus Echina]

+1 you feel happy after eating a yummy snack.

71

i save a horse by riding a cowboy

[Guye]

-4 The country music duo Big & Rich sue you and the rest of the active forum members for copyright infringement. Despite this clearly being a frivolous and ridiculous lawsuit with no real chance of success, Big & Rich are Bigger and Richer than you and therefore will almost certainly win their case. You have single handedly destroyed this forum.

Scoring it up at 67

I reticulate my splines.

[Xemadus Echina]

+1 it makes the encryption process of your files better making you not as angry.

68

i go sky diving