+5; you feed it your finger, causing you to brutally murder it, go to jail, incite a riot in jail, killing many, use the riot as a distraction and escape, go on a killing spree, and vandalise several pet shops. You are caught, but are given a live, globally televised, court case, allowing you to speak out about one of your controversial political views, causing worldwide anarchy, halving the population.
On the bright side, this decreases population!
Total-67!
I donate funds to an orphanage.