the alphabet game (updated)

[Duskling]

Ertxiem's ersatz ear eating EariOs ends early.

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Fanning Frogs Fried Fanny's (Name) Face

[Zhampir]

Girly grandmas gladly give great ginger.

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Eating Everyone Enrages Ert.

[Ertxiem]

Hoovering hunting Houston horses hyperbolically has humane healing Hamming horizontal hallucinations.
(In case someone is distracted ;) , the next letter will be "I".)

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Ian Is In Important India.

[Duskling]

Jack just jacked John's jockstrap

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Kool Kyle Kills Know-it-all Katie

[Mad]

Loser Larry learns lattice.

[Xemadus Echina]

Malignus maims Malis's mom's married mistress.  Malis makes Malignus Morter meat. (Wishing I was here a few posts ago but great job on the first round of the game guys.  A few slip ups here and there but for the most part it was great! also slang terms are allowed to be used since most of them are common knowledge.  Hyphens are also aloud but no-over-hyphenating-when-everyone-knows-that-the-word-has no-hyphens-just-so-you-can-say-whatever-you-want.  k thx.)

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Naughty Nathan Nicked Nick's Nine Nuts.

[Duskling]

Operation "ONION" on Oscar operates optionally on October.

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Paul Patted Polly's Postbox

[Xemadus Echina]

qwerty queens quickly quell quails.

[Bromtaghon]

Raving Russell reportedly ran reluctantly-rented rabbits rabid.