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Re: The Three-Word Story Game
« Reply #90 on: March 22, 2011, 03:55:32 PM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.
One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.
The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to
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Re: The Three-Word Story Game
« Reply #91 on: March 22, 2011, 03:58:20 PM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.
One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.
The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick.

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Re: The Three-Word Story Game
« Reply #92 on: March 22, 2011, 04:05:42 PM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.
One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.
The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy

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Re: The Three-Word Story Game
« Reply #93 on: March 22, 2011, 04:09:53 PM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.
One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.
The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog

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Re: The Three-Word Story Game
« Reply #94 on: March 22, 2011, 05:28:41 PM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.
One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.
The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog
that evolved from

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Re: The Three-Word Story Game
« Reply #95 on: March 22, 2011, 07:52:47 PM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.
One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.
The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog
that evolved from nothing.

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Re: The Three-Word Story Game
« Reply #96 on: March 24, 2011, 05:35:55 PM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.
One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.
The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog
that evolved from nothing.

To recap, the

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Re: The Three-Word Story Game
« Reply #97 on: March 24, 2011, 05:47:56 PM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.
One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.
The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog
that evolved from nothing.

To recap, the cheeseburger killed John,

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« Reply #98 on: March 24, 2011, 06:38:23 PM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.
One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.
The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog
that evolved from nothing.

To recap, the cheeseburger killed John -- wait, nope. Is

[spoiler]So... are we ever going to have any continuity whatsoever?[/spoiler]

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Re: The Three-Word Story Game
« Reply #99 on: March 24, 2011, 06:43:00 PM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.
One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.
The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog
that evolved from nothing.

To recap, the cheeseburger killed John -- wait, nope. Is the pie talking?

[spoiler]I don't think so.[/spoiler]

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« Reply #100 on: March 26, 2011, 05:17:18 AM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.

One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.

The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog that evolved from nothing.

To recap, the cheeseburger killed John -- wait, nope. Is the pie talking? Thought our hero
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« Reply #101 on: March 26, 2011, 08:27:29 AM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.

One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.

The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog that evolved from nothing.

To recap, the cheeseburger killed John -- wait, nope. Is the pie talking? Thought our hero was named Cyprus.

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« Reply #102 on: March 26, 2011, 08:56:39 AM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.

One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.

The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog that evolved from nothing.

To recap, the cheeseburger killed John -- wait, nope. Is the pie talking? Thought our hero was named Cyprus. What a mess!
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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« Reply #103 on: March 26, 2011, 10:18:50 AM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.

One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.

The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog that evolved from nothing.

To recap, the cheeseburger killed John -- wait, nope. Is the pie talking? Thought our hero was named Cyprus. What a mess! Guess that's what

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« Reply #104 on: March 26, 2011, 03:26:47 PM »
There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.

One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.

The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog that evolved from nothing.

To recap, the cheeseburger killed John -- wait, nope. Is the pie talking? Thought our hero was named Cyprus. What a mess! Guess that's what you get when