[spoiler]There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other. One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked. But then he- j/k, it worked. And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but[/spoiler]
ate anyway, destroyed
(I'm trying to salvage the sentence for grammatical sense)
(And again he killed himself, and then [his spirit and the wolf] pondered the meaning of [twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance], and then Cyprus, [by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' which didn't make any sense but ate anyway], destroyed.)
(This boils down to "[Indy clause], and then [subject] verbed [VERY LONG OBJECT], and then Cyprus, [LONG PHRASE SET OFF FROM REST OF SENTENCE W/COMMAS], destroyed.)
Was it something I said?