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Offline The Holy namelesskitty

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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #105 on: September 05, 2010, 10:26:18 PM »
Stolen line alert WHOOP WHOOP!!!!
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #106 on: September 05, 2010, 10:27:01 PM »
What do you mean?

Everyone has a right to think that, not just you.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #107 on: September 05, 2010, 10:27:34 PM »
APoC: *walks down street and sees bird hanging in butchers window*

Butcher: Can I help you kid?

APoC: How much for the pigeon?

Butcher: Which one?

APoC: The one that looks like a used match.

Butcher: Just take him. I bought him to keep the store warm. Instead all it does is work as a stupid AC!!!
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #108 on: September 05, 2010, 10:30:18 PM »
What's it supposed to be? A flightless grouse with severe burns and rashes?
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #109 on: September 05, 2010, 10:43:11 PM »
You know your car, yeah... Not anymore, some bird shat on the gas tank.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #110 on: September 06, 2010, 08:52:48 AM »
I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to leave that off the plane.

I thought you said this was a pet-friendly flight.

It is. We just don't let people bring untested organic appliances onboard. In your case, the toaster oven.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #111 on: September 25, 2010, 08:38:28 PM »
k im finaly back has anyone been keeping score because if not it may take me a while to sum up the heat lvls
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #112 on: September 25, 2010, 08:42:11 PM »
Nope. We haven't. I didn't have a score to begin with though.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #113 on: September 26, 2010, 06:56:37 AM »
yeah, I just started with that crack about cooking the chicken.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #114 on: September 29, 2010, 06:10:54 PM »
Turkey + rocket launcher + ammo + 5 seconds = phoenix aka the illegitimate result of a happy meal and a candle.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #115 on: September 29, 2010, 06:12:50 PM »
Wait, why is our barbecue flying away?
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #116 on: September 29, 2010, 06:15:48 PM »
Setting vomit on fire: only when skua birds are crossed with a blowtorch.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #117 on: September 29, 2010, 06:17:17 PM »
Polly wanna gas can?
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #118 on: October 07, 2010, 05:56:14 PM »
Braakk! [Foomph!]
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #119 on: October 07, 2010, 06:31:16 PM »
wow, a talking parrot for five bucks, that sounds great!!

*foom*

now I get it.
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