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Offline algebra15

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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #75 on: July 01, 2010, 06:24:14 PM »
Spray a can of aerosol deodorant on it, and you'd have a smell-less flamethrower.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #76 on: July 02, 2010, 07:12:41 PM »
Burrrr, that fire is so hot is freezes!
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #77 on: July 03, 2010, 12:10:14 AM »
Hey cool bird. Do you smell a gas leak? Oh cra...!
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #78 on: July 05, 2010, 12:32:09 AM »
The phoenix is already on fire can you really burn it anymore?
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #79 on: July 05, 2010, 06:12:34 PM »
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #80 on: July 05, 2010, 07:51:48 PM »
I'm getting grilled chicken for dinner today. I'm sorry was that your mother or was it your uncle? What ever you all look the same to me.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #81 on: July 05, 2010, 07:56:08 PM »
On Dxun...

Mandalorian: Sargeant!

Mandalorian Sargeant: Yes?

Mandalorian: We have a problem...

Mandalorian Sargeant: What? Impossible! What is it?

Mandalorian: I don't know what to do with this frozen piece of bird... it isn't edible and it's stinking up the place!

Mandalorian Sargeant: Well then... throw it into the jungle, those damn Cannoks'll eat anything!
« Last Edit: July 20, 2010, 02:03:16 PM by Duskling »
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #82 on: July 05, 2010, 09:53:04 PM »
Madalorian: Uh sir, that's where I found it.

Madalore: What do you mean?

Madalorian: The cannok threw it up.

Madalore: ...
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #83 on: July 05, 2010, 11:31:12 PM »
You could go on and on with that one.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #84 on: July 07, 2010, 04:20:38 PM »
Madalore: Here's an idea, go find that phoenix we saw flying around a few days ago those things can melt anything.
Madalorian: well uhh sir remember that cold snap after that? well uhh
Madalore: well spit it out you fool
Madalorian: well we were watching the phoenix then it flew up high and then it you know.. just froze to death... sir
Madalore: oh must have been one sad excuse for a phoenix then.  good thing we didn't use it to light our candles or else they would have gone out in seconds now go and put it in a cooler, maby that will thaw it out (starts laughing)
Madalorian: yes sir!
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #85 on: July 07, 2010, 06:08:36 PM »
Quote from: mikew781 on June 30, 2010, 02:50:49 PM
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i meant take me off the list
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #86 on: July 08, 2010, 09:31:58 PM »
Oh look, the Ice Age has begun!
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #87 on: July 12, 2010, 08:45:02 AM »
Impressive. Tell me, did you hatch like that or do you just live somewhere very flammable.
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Offline The Holy namelesskitty

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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #88 on: July 20, 2010, 01:25:17 PM »
no no, you're supposed to cook the chicken after it's dead.
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Re: mock the pheonix
« Reply #89 on: July 20, 2010, 02:05:09 PM »
(A few hours later)

Mandalorian: Mandalore!

Mandalore: What is it now?

Mandalorian: Our cooler...

Mandalore: What happened?

Mandalorian: ...

Mandalore: Well?

Mandalorian: It's frozen...

Mandalore: >:O
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