mock the pheonix

[algebra15]

Spray a can of aerosol deodorant on it, and you'd have a smell-less flamethrower.

[Zackirus]

Burrrr, that fire is so hot is freezes!

[Zhampir]

Hey cool bird. Do you smell a gas leak? Oh cra...!

[Tastidian]

The phoenix is already on fire can you really burn it anymore?

[torugo]

daily heat levels
duskling level 27
ersatz man level 6
rainen level 3
algebra15 level 13
mikew781 frozen
bromtaghon level 9
namelesskitty level 2
pruneman frozen
cypher27 level 8
steelfist level 3
zackirus level 5
zhampir level 4
tastidian level 8

[Tastidian]

I'm getting grilled chicken for dinner today. I'm sorry was that your mother or was it your uncle? What ever you all look the same to me.

[Duskling]

On Dxun...

Mandalorian: Sargeant!

Mandalorian Sargeant: Yes?

Mandalorian: We have a problem...

Mandalorian Sargeant: What? Impossible! What is it?

Mandalorian: I don't know what to do with this frozen piece of bird... it isn't edible and it's stinking up the place!

Mandalorian Sargeant: Well then... throw it into the jungle, those damn Cannoks'll eat anything!

[Zhampir]

Madalorian: Uh sir, that's where I found it.

Madalore: What do you mean?

Madalorian: The cannok threw it up.

Madalore: ...

[Tastidian]

You could go on and on with that one.

[Xemadus Echina]

Madalore: Here's an idea, go find that phoenix we saw flying around a few days ago those things can melt anything.
Madalorian: well uhh sir remember that cold snap after that? well uhh
Madalore: well spit it out you fool
Madalorian: well we were watching the phoenix then it flew up high and then it you know.. just froze to death... sir
Madalore: oh must have been one sad excuse for a phoenix then.  good thing we didn't use it to light our candles or else they would have gone out in seconds now go and put it in a cooler, maby that will thaw it out (starts laughing)
Madalorian: yes sir!

[MikeW781]

i dropped out a while ago...

i meant take me off the list

[Bromtaghon]

Oh look, the Ice Age has begun!

[Steelfist]

Impressive. Tell me, did you hatch like that or do you just live somewhere very flammable.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

no no, you're supposed to cook the chicken after it's dead.

[Duskling]

(A few hours later)

Mandalorian: Mandalore!

Mandalore: What is it now?

Mandalorian: Our cooler...

Mandalore: What happened?

Mandalorian: ...

Mandalore: Well?

Mandalorian: It's frozen...

Mandalore: >:O