Easter Egg- Forum Battles

[Bromtaghon]

I had a great idea! edit: That will never make it into the game!
What if, after we beat, say, the fifth crypt, if we find a secret passage and avoid invisible spike traps, we find some hall where we get to battle CraigStern, give or take a few other forum members?  If we won, maybe we could win a special orb that combined the effects of non-resistance orbs or even teach us a dual-element attack.
Granted, programming CraigStern, KZ, and Ertxiem as bosses would probably take a while, but I even planned out the stats!

CraigStern (Dark Spriggat)
Health: 1000
Speed: 3
Attack: Dark Breath, Dark Vortex, Sap, Vendetta (omnidirectional Feedback)
Counterattack: Sap

KZ (Acolyte)
Health: 900
Speed: 3
Attacks: Pyro Blast, Pyro Hail, Fire Gate, Long Shield

Ertxiem (Red Spriggat Healer)
Health: 850
Speed: 3
Attacks: Fire Breath, Static Shield, Titan Shield

Dusk (Dark Spriggat)
Health: 300
Speed: 3
Attacks: Dark Breath, Nightmare Shield

Bromtaghon (Assassin)
Health: 300
Attacks: Mega Stab, Leap, Poison Strike (reduces enemy Strength by 1)

Dorgon5000 (Psy Fighter)
Health: 100
Speed: 4
Attacks: Mind Blast, Shadow Blast, Dark Vortex
Resistance: Shadow

Torugo (Pheonix)
Health: 450
Speed: 1
Attacks: Melee, Fire Breath, Pyro Blast, Pyro Hail
Counter-attack: ???

Barzul (Shadowling Healer)
Health: 300
Speed: 3
Attacks: Mind Blast, Mind Shield, Big Shield, Static Shield

Yes, I know it would take long and delay the final release of TSoG... but it would be funny.

[Slstoev]

Really good idea man but you better be a tacticle genius or very powerfull to beat the creator of game/world/everything as in Craig would be a GOD.

[SmartyPants]

I don't think most of the people who play the game would know who these people are.

[Bromtaghon]

Maybe just CraigStern then? He could even be named SinisterDesign if you wanted it to be really obvious.

[Steelfist]

I think it would be cool; perhaps is a Limited Edition version, after TSOG is finished.

As for his name, what about Malignus.

[Duskling]

I think it would be cool; perhaps is a Limited Edition version, after TSOG is finished.

As for his name, what about Malignus.

Yeah, but that's a problem since there's already a Spriggat is named "Malignus," everybody knows that, but that's the problem, it would be too ridiculous to the people that know of Malignus.

[Dorgon 5000]

Think how cool to be a bonus boss in a game! Could I be a boss too?

My stats:

Dorgon (as Dorgon 5000 is already busy)

Health: 100
Speed: 4
Attacks: Mind blast, shadow blast, dark vortex, vendetta (all of them will deal very much damage, to compensate the low health)
Resistance: Shadow

He has nothing to do with the energy golems, as he is a psy fighter.

[Bromtaghon]

Seeing as this will never actually make it in game, I don't need to point out that
Speed should never be 5, and... er, how does it go again? *consults with mini-im2smart4u action figure*
Even if it did make it in, it would probably be just CraigStern, and MAYBE KZ and/or Ert.

[Duskling]

If I'm going to be this, then just make my name "Dusk" and make me a Dark Spriggat, I like Shadowlings no longer, or at least, not as much as Spriggats. (Not trying to make this sound like this has to, or is even going to, happen, but I have my preferences)

[torugo]

what if one of my pheonixes were a boss
pheonix
health 465
speed 1
attacks: pyro blast, pyro hail, fire breath, melee
counter: burn
size:takes up 2 vertical 4 horizontal

[Zackirus]

what if one of my pheonixes were a boss
pheonix
health 465
speed 1
attacks: pyro blast, pyro hail, fire breath, melee
counter: burn
size:takes up 2 vertical 4 horizontal

You would like that wouldn't Torugo

Anyway, Would Craig really do this :(? Maybe to boost his ego but to boost ours, a bunch a people he barely knows  :D. Good idea though!

[Duskling]

Why not add Barzul? He has a fairly "Telepathy" name, and he is very well known on these forums.

[Bromtaghon]

@Zackirus: This is more for our amusement than something that will ever make it into the games.
@Torugo: What's burn? Also, 4 and 2 are not odd numbers so there is no middle space- thus, how would you decide from which square its attacks would originate from? Maybe 1x3 instead?
@Duskling: I believe Barzul is a she, but I could be wrong.
@no one in particular: Actually, we could make an entire game called Telepath: The Forum Adventures.  You could have a general plot around killing Pres.

I'll design a bunch of random stats now.

[Barzul]

I think it would be funny, but I don't particularly think it would fit into the game. So I'd say its not something I want to see, but just for fun...

Barzul (Scout)
Health: 70
Speed: 7
Attacks: Obfuscate (Invisible to player), Teleport (Shadowport), Mind Blast
Resistance: Mental

(Just wanted something the forumers came up with and I embellished on :) )

On a side note: Bromtaghon, why do you believe I'm a she?

[Dorgon 5000]

I think it would be funny, but I don't particularly think it would fit into the game. So I'd say its not something I want to see, but just for fun...

Barzul (Scout)
Health: 70
Speed: 7
Attacks: Obfuscate (Invisible to player), Teleport (Shadowport), Mind Blast
Resistance: Mental

(Just wanted something the forumers came up with and I embellished on :) )

On a side note: Bromtaghon, why do you believe I'm a she?

No character can´t be faster than 4. It´s too hard to program.