GCK is awesome because I'm hungry. And he looks like he'd be pretty good in a stew. *stomach growls* Mmmmm... *Slowly sneaks up on Game Crazy Kid with a heavy frying pan, poised to smack him in the back of the head*
Stomach: *growls again*
Bugfartboy: Shoot! *Dashes away quickly* *Returns an unrealistically short time later with a team of well paid kidnappers at his side*
Kidnapper 1: *sneaks around to hide in some bushes*
Kidnapper 2: *crawls onto local roof with a sniper gun*
Kidnapper 3: *prepares the big Game Crazy Kid sized bag*
Bugfartboy: *Gives obscure hand signal*
Kidnapper 1: *starts making cat noises*
Game Crazy Kid: Oohh!!! Kitty!!! *starts walking to bushes*
Kidnapper 2:*aims and shoots Game Crazy Kid with a fast acting tranquilizer dart*
Game Crazy Kid: *slumps and falls over, unaware of anything at all*
Kidnapper 3: *stuffs Game Crazy Kid into the body bag*
Bugfartboy: *pays kidnappers and drags Game Crazy Kid off into a nearby unrealistically located forest* *dumps Game Crazy Kid into a giant black kettle filled with boiling water in a stereotypical witches house* Let's see you win at "Latest Poster Wins" now, buddy. Mmm... You smell delicious...
Game Crazy Kid: *is never seen again*