Tazer The Cat.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Buggie, you can only tazer not gazer.

[bugfartboy]

I tazer the cat for trying to fix something that ain't broke!!

[The Holy namelesskitty]

If it ain't broke it obviously needs more features.

[bugfartboy]

Tazer the cat for not accepting me the way I am.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

You must not need more features.

[bugfartboy]

Tazer the cat for not making any recognizable sense.

[ArtDrake]

Tazer the cat because I have a KITTEN!!!!

[The Holy namelesskitty]

NOT, a good reason

[Xemadus Echina]

Tazer the cat for finally giving away [spoiler]spoiler down for repair[spoiler]yes i know this makes you angry.[spoiler]and yes i do have a hairbrained explanation for what nameless kitties gender really is[spoiler]no i won't give it away here.[spoiler]after all that is the usual around here right?[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler] gender.  

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I never admitted to that.

[Xemadus Echina]

tazers the cat while saying "you're right you didn't I used a theory called feature implantation (or something like that) to figure it out.  When a person is involved in creating a story of a featureless character, that person is prone to place their own features onto said character."

[MikeW781]

tazers the cat for hiding her/his gender (Ranien han't convinced me yet :P)

[Xemadus Echina]

tazers the cat while holding a sign that reads "I am certain that I know that namelesskitty is a" apparently birds like to rip off parts of signs.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

tazer the ranien for trying to solve the unsolvable mystery.

[bugfartboy]

Tazer the cat for NOT letting us solve an unsolveable mystery. By the way, until we know what exactly namelesskitty is, namelesskitty is a [spoiler] hermaphodrite [/spoiler]