Tazer The Cat.

[Steelfist]

I tazer the cat, because I think scorched hair looks better on animals!

[KZ]

Zap, Bromtaghon... yeah, how did a random cat get replaced by namelesskitty, eh? Naughty!

And, well, for keeping on-topic here, I tazer the cat- see, you have to abide by the rules, and I suggest others follow example and get in line for tazering.

[Duskling]

I tazer the cat because of my inability to protect it.

[Steelfist]

I tazer the cat because I loathe it. The very sight of it makes me want to. . . TAZER IT!

[Duskling]

I tazer the cat to stop Steelfist from tazering it, that's not very nice...

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Steelfist, Keep this kinda nice, the scorched fur one was good.  ;)

[KZ]

Aye,worry not, n.-k.,  the man is enjoying himself, but purely from aesthetic point of view, nothing ad hominem there.

Now, back to tazering cats, as that's what we're told to do here.

[Bromtaghon]

I zap le chat parce que (s)he didn't zap him/herself

[Duskling]

I tazer the cat 'cause it's defenseless.

[KZ]

Hmmm, let's tazer the cat to find out what gender it is? Yes, no, too cruel??

[Duskling]

Not at all, I'll do the honors, hm? I tazer the cat 'cause KZ wants to know its gender.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

hey... lets not. :o

[KZ]

Scientific curiosity, y'see- someone brought up the question, and I do like getting answers (quite innocent, all of this!). So, the experiment requires cat tazering... so for the benefit of increasing mankind's knowledge- we tazer the cat.

[Bromtaghon]

I third KZ's quest for gender knowledge and tazer the kitty.

[Steelfist]

I try it, and get a different result. We decide the evidence is inconclusive, so do the experiment again.