What would you do?

[Mopman]

Who?

What would you do if Hitler and Housain came back from the grave to take over the world together?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Pose as a facist extremeist fake muslim and go unharmed.

What would you do if presentiment found out how to break craigg's permaban?

[ArtDrake]

Report him to the mods. Have you gotten the PM yet?

WHat would you do if the '60 came back.


(It's spelled 'Hussein', not Housain... I think)

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Yes I have, cool huh. I would wear tye dye and flipflops and ratty bellbottoms, I already have the right hair.

What would you do if I was an intelligenge operative?

[ArtDrake]

Well, the first thing I would do would be to find out exactly what an "intelligenge" operative did...

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I would TAZER THE MATH!!!!!

What would you do if zi forgot to post this?

[bugfartboy]

TAZER THE CAT!!!

(I'm not sure if this has been used before or not but):
What would you do-oo for a Klondike Bar?

[Duskling]

What would I do for a Klondike bar? Steal it while the guy who's holding it isn't looking. :D

What would you do if you weren't religious?

[bugfartboy]

Commit suicide because I rely more or less on it for moral, ethical, and emotional support.

What would you do if I was an athlete?

[Duskling]

Ask if you have ever eaten a cheesburger before, and offer to buy one no matter what the reply.

What would you do if my home was on fire?

[bugfartboy]

Grab a lawn chair and a pair of sunglasses to watch it turn to ash.

What would you do if I was a male model?

[Duskling]

If you didn't ask what would I do... I would... TAZER THE BUG'S FART'S BOY!

What would you do if I tazered the bug's fart's boy?

[bugfartboy]

Tazer back.

Why does the phrase "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." come to mind?

[Duskling]

If someone took one of my eyes and one of my teeth, I'd rip off their entire head! :D

What would you do-oo for the Klondike Bar commercials to stop?

[bugfartboy]

A list too long to name.

What would you do-oo if I was...