What would you do?

[Duskling]

Be shocked... then join you.

What would you do if Canada had a parasitic infestation?

[MikeW781]

Close the border, then throw out all my maple syrup, and cut down and burn our maple tree.

What would you do if i joined Nation of Hubras really really late?

[Duskling]

Be glad, better late than never.

What would you do if you found your father dying in your kitchen?

[Bromtaghon]

We have a kitchen?
Call 911.

What would you do if a dead cow came knocking at your door?

[Duskling]

I would say, "What brings you to these parts, Ert?"

What would you do if I was actually awesome?

[Bromtaghon]

What do you mean, if?

What would you do if I actually tazered a cat?

[Duskling]

I would actually laugh, but then I would take it home, nurse it, and keep it away from my bird.

What would you do if they accepted parakeets in Special Forces?

[Zackirus]

Laugh at your new recruits

What would you do if Hockey became America's national winter sport

[Bromtaghon]

Be sad because they might actually stand a chance against Canada, then realize we can still pwn them in curling.

What would you do if the Vancouver/Seattle 2028 Summer Games bid wins?

[Zackirus]

Cheer as the summer games are coming to Canada!

What would you do if I actually lived right next door to you

[Bromtaghon]

Go over for sushi.
What would you do if  :-\ appeared in TSoG?

[Duskling]

Not be shocked at all, since it makes perfect sense.

What would you do for a klondike bar?

[Bromtaghon]

Eat one.

What would you do if Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides turned into a young adult vampire romance movie?

[Duskling]

I would smell Twilight all over it and murder the producer.

What would you do if I murdered the producer of Twilight?

[Bromtaghon]

W00T! Yay Dusk!

What would you do if I killed Taylor Lautner?