What would you do?

[bugfartboy]

Apologize to Namelesskitty for BUGing him again.

What would you do if I ruled the forums.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

cry

what would you do if GOD (pre reformed) Presentiment and pruneman were in league and made new accounts to attack us with flaming and pointless dither?

[Duskling]

Try to reason it out, and if that doesn't work, I'll just leave and forget.

What would you do if spoilers were radioactive?

[bugfartboy]

Pray to Ert the Holy Dead Cow to ban and/or destroy them!
Use them anyway.

What would you do if I sent dead cows at you using Cowmancery?

(darn. Duskling beat me to it)

[The Holy namelesskitty]

nothing, they'd be dead :D.

what would you do if I was Craig in disguise?

[bugfartboy]

Smile, wave and crush you with the Holy Army of Ertxiem!

What would you do if I was Ert?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I doubt it.

what would you do if I went away

[bugfartboy]

Rejoice and destroy the Craiginites.

What would you do if Craiginism was destroyed?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

found it again.

what would you do if you were overthrown because of your craigish roots.

[bugfartboy]

Bring the Cowmancers Crown with me.

What would you do if Shadows Looming became a best seller, but I took it off the forums?

[cyso]

Go to a library.
What would you do if I was Presentiment in disguise?

[bugfartboy]

Smack you.

What would you do if no one read my story? (Someone please read it!)

[cyso]

Wonder what it is that you wrote in the first place.
What would you do if I were an expert in hand to hand combat and sniping and didn't take your smacking too kindly?

[bugfartboy]

Slap you. ("Who's yo' daddy? Who's yo' daddy? Who's yo' daddy? Who's yo' daddy?" Just love Master of Disguise!)

What would you do if I was you?

[cyso]

Wonder how we can type stuff at the same time.
What would you do if you found out you were slapping the wrong person?