No Pun Intended

[bugfartboy]

since being "on a wall" might

don't you mean "in a wall" ?

[Ertxiem]

Oh! My brain seems to be a bit dead... (Does this post counts as being on topic?)

[ArtDrake]

Ah. I won't mention the other typo, then. I wouldn't want the dead cow to feel bad.

[Ertxiem]

I'm worst than I thought. It seemed that I don't know how to spell. (Can this post also count as being on topic?)

[bugfartboy]

Well, we are speaking of the udder truth. But I didn't see another grammatical error. Maybe I'm just tired.

[Ertxiem]

I edited the post to correct the typo. I wrote "new" instead of "knew" in the last line.

Or were you transformed in a tyre? (Yeah. This is a lame pun...)

[ArtDrake]

(You'd better shoot it in the leg. I can't cover the veterinary costs)

[bugfartboy]

I really thought that "new" was intentional. As in "he was the new guy. He knew too much."

[Deagonx]

Is it really hot outside, or is it just ME?

[ArtDrake]

That's an inuendo, and possibly qualifies as a pun... this time.

But really, can you think of something better?

[Deagonx]

I adopted a child from overseas, to rescue him from child labor factories...

and on his very first birthday we went to build-a-bear workshop....

[ArtDrake]

That's not a pun. That's a comic one-liner. Please post puns in this thread.

[Deagonx]

Oh sorry. I misunderstood the thread.

That last one had no pun intended... *cough*


does that count?  ._.

[ArtDrake]

Hrrhm.... sure.

I went to my doctor, and told him I had broken my leg in two places, and he told me to

[spoiler=funny]stop going to those two places.[/spoiler]

[Deagonx]

   What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.