To Heaven or Hell 2

[Bromtaghon]

The first game seemed to do pretty well, so here we go:
Basically, we start at 100.  You post an action, and the next person will explain why it's good or bad, and give you between -5 and +5 points, which are then added to the total.  If we reach 0, we go to Hell, if we reach 200 we go to Heaven.  Don't forget to post an action, or I will hunt you down... and buy you an ice cream sandwich.

I'll start!

I buy someone an ice cream sandwich.
Total: 100

[Steelfist]

+5, you buy someone an ice-cream sandwich! That was kind! Despite the bread having a deadly mould growing on it; it's the thought that counts!

Total:105

I stop the person eating the deadly ice cream sandwich, then explain that, had they eaten it, they would have died.

[Bromtaghon]

+5, you saved someone's life, -1, they're still hungry
Total: 109

I write a book

[MikeW781]

+5 the book inspires somebody!

New total 114

I try to get to heavan!

[Cypher]

-5 Your post is obsolete, you misspelled heaven!

Total: 109

I post a huge awesome smiley  :o censored :o

[algebra15]

What the hell is that!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but if that's what I think it is, I'm scarred.

[Cypher]

It's censored  :o but I understand  ;)

[Tastidian]

-5 You're smiley is so huge and awesome it made some one faint and had to go to the hospital

Total: 104

I post a huge awesome smiley   censored

I go to the Ritz Carlton

[Mad]

-5 You make poor people so jealous because your living the life and they're not.

Total: 99


I stab the prime minister of canada with a plastic fork.

[KZ]

+5 Your live demonstration of the new model of the "safe domestic plastic fork of the future" has inspired millions to buy it and boosted Canada's economy

Total: 104

I look around very, very suspiciously...



PS
Duly noted. I was checking this thread... for other reasons.

[Zackirus]

KZ! it is only up to 5 not 10!

-5 while you were doing that somebody mugged you

Total: 99

I colonize the moon and I become its leader!

[Tastidian]

-5 During the colonization you made the mood explode destroyed the tides and large pices of the moon fell into earth's atmosphere destroying North and South America.

Total:94

I take over the world... of cotton candy.

[Zackirus]

+ 3 You wake up and find yourself in a mental hosiptal. Everyone else is safe from you

Total: 97

I become the Prime Minister of Canada

[Tastidian]

+5 You just made Canada even more awesome.

I eat a Boeing 747

[Zackirus]

+5 Everyone in the world is impressed -2 you gain around 1 ton of weight

Total: 100

I go to the London 2012 Games for sailing