What would you do for a million dollars?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I'm curious so here goes, please be creative in your reply. Nobody is amused by "I would eat worms for a million dollars" nobody.

[MikeW781]

I'm not allowed to say any of the things i would do on these forums.........

[Ertxiem]

I would sit down for half an hour and hope that, somehow, a million dollars legally appear in my bank account. (Yeah, I'm lazy! :P )

[Duskling]

I would punch someone in the face then say, "Hey, I'm gonna be rich for doing that!" to the guy, and run.

[Steelfist]

I would ask a billionaire very, very nicely.

[algebra15]

I would train my TSoG hero's Light Blast to level 100.

[KZ]

I'll let... let... ahh, this is difficult... I'll let someone NOT use proper grammar and punctuation for 1 day in their posts....  naturally, the next day they'll have to manually edit everything back in place :P

[MikeW781]

XD
By the way, changing your pic is messing me up. It'll end order on the forums because people will just ignore your advice, thinking it to be from a less awesome forum-goer

[Steelfist]

Nobody would mistake KZ for anything less awesome than himself! Although that could be taken two ways . . .

Don't worry; I meant it in a positive sense  ;)

[KZ]

And what would you do with for a million dollars, steelfist?


Hah, glad to hear that ;)

[Duskling]

I would eat a marshmallow... that was fried... off the ground.

[Ertxiem]

I would buy one of each game made by Craig Stern, provided they would cost significantly less than 1 million dollars (now I'm being a cheap bastard and I'm buttering up the Admin :P)

[Duskling]

I would... do a yoga pose... while nibbling on a piece of cheese... and having an owl sit on my head.

[algebra15]

I would get a job in 40 years. At the current rate of  inflation, $1,000,000 would be a year's salary for a  particle physicist.

[Kindle]

I would attend a four-hour pottery spinning class, every day, for a year.