Why not

[bugfartboy]

Because that would be weird.

Why Not...?

[ArtDrake]

Because it's a bad idea.

Why not drop a tomato on someone from 50 feet?

[bugfartboy]

They will hurt you.

Why not be dumb?

[Duskling]

Why be dumb? :D

Why not Snickers?

[bugfartboy]

Because Milky-Ways are better.

Why not stop this thread?

[ArtDrake]

I don't know. Why not?

[bugfartboy]

NECROPOST!!!!!!!!! TAZE the duck.

Why not join me in reviving this thread?

[Mopman]

Because its to much fun abandoning it.  ;D
Why not jump off a cliff?

[bugfartboy]

There could be pointys.

Why not watch Jonah Hex the movie?

[ArtDrake]

Because it's playing at the Varsity movie theatre, and yet Megamind is not. Must... go... on... strike....!

Why not just give up all your earthly possessions?

[Mopman]

I am a materialistic sort of guy.
Why not cover yourself in tuna and play with cats?

[ArtDrake]

I'm vegetarian. That's why. No other reason. Really. The cats would just lick it off. Ew.

Why not just roll in steak juice and play with wild boars?

[bugfartboy]

Because cows are my friends. Shame on you for being mean to Ert's no longer living relatives.

Why not watch The Forbidden Kingdom?

[Mopman]

Because I dont know what it is.
Why not eat a burger?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Because it's a weekend. I only eat meat on weekdays. True story.

Why not inhale a pillow through your nose?