Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted you did, a long, long time ago.

I wish for fish

[bugfartboy]

Granted. I slap you! (ewww. Wet fishy smelling cat!!! *gag*

I wish for http://telepath.wikia.com/wiki/Leap.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You're able to Leap, however, you're now a TRPG enemy that will end up being killed by the Main.

I wish I already did my work.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. All of your work was done before it was given to you, by a guy in China.

I wish that bugfartboy knew he wasn't alone. Seriously.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But he likes being alone and leaves the forums foorreevveerrrrrrrr. YAY!

I wish for shadow affinity.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Shadow affinity devours your negative emotions, leaving you with nothing but happiness, meaning you're a drooling idiot.

I wish for time.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It leaves you too.

I wish for jokes.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, they are making fun of you personally, ie you know that TAFKaBugfartboy, he's so short and dumb that this joke flew right over his head.

I wish for space

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's so small that you lose it.

I wish for peas to win world war eleven.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Humans have abandoned Earth by then, and 5 seconds later the Earth is consumed in the fiery inferno of the Red Dwarf known only as The Sun.

I wish for no taze.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, SHOOT THE DUCK!!!!!

I wish for a fish that is dead, fresh and cooked, nicely seasoned and on a plate, served only to me.

[ArtDrake]

I'm not granting that. Get your own fish.

I wish for widespread vegetarianism.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, you're turned into a cabbageling and somebody eats you.

I wish tomorrow was Saturday.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But after that is an eternal line of Mondays.

I wish for more dead cows.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, they are diseased and thrown over the walls of your castle.

I fish for a wish