Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead he scares you in a different way that's ten times scarier.

I wish for a Duck covered chocolate bar.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Duck covers the chocolate bar, and you can't see it.

I wish for no misdemeanors on my criminal record.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you get thrown in jail without being told what for, violating your human rights. No one notices your disappearing and you stay locked in a high security prison forever.

I wish my sister would stop crying and throwing things around. My dad is sick of it and my mom is too.

[ArtDrake]

Why is she?

I wish people wouldn't criticize young children for being what they are. (Depends on how old. 5-ish?)

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead they don't care. She's eleven.

I wish my parents computer was virus free.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. But then it gets AMS (antivirus malfuntion syndrome), which attacks the computer's white blood cells erm I mean antivirus software.

I wish people would get their heads, arms, and legs out of the gutter.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. They sink into the sewer instead.

I wish for flaming pigeons. Aka the phoenix.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. The rats are screwed.

I wish for flaming candles.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. They burn you.

I wish for my dog to lose a healthy amount of weight without dying so that it would be very healthy.

[ArtDrake]

What kind of dog?

I wish people wouldn't post wishes that I can't corrupt.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Wish Granted, this thread stops getting used.

I wish that I had more money.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Its a million US dollars. In nickels. In a giant tube you happen to be standing in. Ouch. Where'd he go?

I wish for more feedback on my poem in my blog.

[ArtDrake]

Way to freaking read alex rider books, buggy.

And no.

I wish people wouldn't use others' ideas without adding to them.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, sixty percent of the forum disappears.

I wish for a nice stingray that is inedible and will not sting anyone.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It, unfortunately, falls ill and explodes.

I wish to be tazered, because I didn't remember to post my wish the 1st time around.