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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Steel Ersatz Man

Wish granted, everyone accepts that it's just a theory. So, nobody believes it's concrete fact anymore.

I wish that people's disagreements over religion didn't leak into other topics.
We are the steel alliance. None shall take our hill!

ArtDrake

Granted. They just stay in the topics in which they are generated.

I wish that the theory of evolution was generally accepted.

bugfartboy

Granted. But everyone realizes it's just a theory and decide to ignore it.

I wish that Hell was cold.

cyso

Granted. You get a nice, good dose of the now freezing Hell, just to show you that you should have left it alone.
I wish the mods came back.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

bugfartboy

Granted. They ban you.

I wish that hell was it's normal unbearable heat again.

cyso

Granted. You're still in it.
I wish I couldn't be banned.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

bugfartboy

Granted. Instead Craig deletes your account.

I wish that monsters really were under your bed.

cyso

Granted. They work for me, and I send them to terrify you.
I wish I had access to Craig's account.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

bugfartboy

Granted, He keeps a virus on it to harm any who get on it besides him.

I wish you would come out of hiding.

cyso

Granted. I come out of hiding when Craig disables the hiding system, thus forcing you out too.
I wish I knew every password of every regular member of the forum.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

bugfartboy

Granted. But there are no members ever registered.

I wish that hot chocolate came from the number 99.

cyso

Granted. I forward you a PM with a bunch of 99 on it, and hot chocolate floods out of it, burning your face and flooding your house.
I wish I could play anything I wanted on my cello.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

bugfartboy

Granted. But it sounds so bad that an angry mob puts you in prison without due process.

I wish that the 99 wouldn't flood my house.

cyso

Granted. Instead, they caused it to collapse and break apart due to all of the hot chocolate in it.
I wish I could compose good music.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

bugfartboy

Granted. But it's out of style.

I wish that my piano teacher would stop flattering me by giving me large amounts of pieces to learn.