Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Duskling]

Granted, they drop the ball... thanks to you.

I wish that every one of the string orchestra players that I' am performing with would do great... oh, and I would too.

[cyso]

Granted. You do so great that your orchestra director decides to play a full symphony piece. The new brass, woodwinds, and percussion ruin the group.
I wish I had unlimited time to post.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But everyone beats you.  :o

I wish that I were a dead bug similar to the dead cow but in bug form.

[cyso]

Granted. You are a dead bug. You are dead. 5 months later, I grind your dead body to dust.
I wish I could play the flute solo in "Dead and Forgotten" on my cello. (Dead and Forgotten is the crypt theme music)

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you never said for you to play it WELL. You suck at it and give up music forever. (You play cello?)

I wish that those on the forums who play a musical instrument would tell me.

[cyso]

Granted. Everyone else who plays an instrument sends you a pm all at once, causing your user to crash.
I wish I could play the xylophone. And yes, I do play cello.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But not as well as me. Yes, I play piano and other mallet instruments, including the xylo.

I wish that my user wouldn't crash.

[cyso]

Granted. It doesn't crash, but Craig thinks it does, so he deletes it.
I wish I could play all five Bach Cello suites for memory, and play them at a professional level.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But no-one cares.

I wish that Craig wouldn't delete my account.

[cyso]

Granted. Instead, KZ does.
I wish I didn't have to preform a skit tomorrow.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead it's right now. What skit?

I wish that KZ, Craig, Ert, or the other admin wouldn't delete my account.

[cyso]

Granted. Presentiment hacks the forum and deletes your account for the fun of it.
I wish I get full points for my skit.
A skit is a short play, only not so fancy. Basically, we act, use a few props, wear name tags, and try not to tear down the plastic curtains that are taped to the walls.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You get full negative points on it though. I know what a skit is. Inkeant what is it about?

I wish for great acting abilities.

[cyso]

Granted. Everyone else you act with sucks, so no one really pays any attention to you.
I wish I scored a perfect score on my end of course test. By perfect, I mean I get every question correct.
My skit is about Ulysses after the Trojan War.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But so everyone else bombs (fails epicly) and the teacher punishes the entire class (including you).

I wish my band teacher would gain a moderate amount of height. He's a little short.