Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Duskling]

Granted, but then screwballs talking about 3:16 come into your room.

I wish for a taco.

[ArtDrake]

Sorry, the genie only has burritos.

I wish for a howitzer. The dog breed.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The genie makes it eat your mouth for dictating what it does and does not have. Shame on you, Ducky.

I have no wish for the genie. It is stressed.

[ArtDrake]

The genie feels rejected. Maybe you can give an unconjurable gift to the genie to make it feel better.

I wish that it was Give a Genie a Hug Day.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, the genie hates hugs.

I wish for a piece if cake.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. The genie likes cake, and takes it. The genie feels better now.

I wish that pieces of eight were in my pocket.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted; you have the pieces of eight different human corpses, and are arrested and convicted of multiple murders.

I wish for more snow!

[ArtDrake]

I do, too. *Sigh*....

I wish for freezing rain.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. The rain freezes, and turns to hail.

I wish not to have to wish to corrupt a wish.

[ArtDrake]

And I corrupt your wish not to have to wish a wish to corrupt a wish pointing out that you don't. I do that for you.

I wish that the difference between freezing rain and hail were clear to all; I do hope it is with you, and that you were just corrupting.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. Yes; everyone knows. But, to annoy you, we all pretend we don't.

I wish for invisibility, that I can turn on or off.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You, out of the two options you gave, recieve invisibility that you can turn off, not the kind you can turn on.

I wish more people played Take Something Literally 2.

[Idozen Cair]

Wish granted. So many people play it, they don't have much time left for doing something else, and the world is destroyed (including you).

I wish things in Telepath were real.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but Cerzak becomes the new Mr. Hawaii. Without steroids.

I wish for heat not exceeding 1000 calories / sq. foot.

[Duskling]

Granted... you were exceeding 2000 / sq foot.

I wish that he did not steal the last taco.