Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Chrono]

Granted. You spent a not-so-merry Christmas and a not-so-happy New Year.

I wish you a good day.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but you can't reach it in time.

I wish that world hunger were solved.

[Duskling]

Granted, but then, world obesity became the new problem.

I wish for a block of cheese.

[Cypher]

Granted. It's a hard block of cheese.

I wish for a hand.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You now have (only) one hand.

I wish I couldn't wish silly wishes.

[Cypher]

Granted. You do not wish silly wishes anymore, but foolish wishes.

I wish for a lucid dream.

[Duskling]

Granted, you died slow and painfully in the dream, and you could feel every waking (pun intended) moment of it.

I wish for a sandwich.

[ArtDrake]

Sorry; you got a very sandy winch.

I wish for a cow-cat.

[Chrono]

Granted. You're not sure if it moos or meows.

I wish I knew why Duskling named himself Duskling.

[ArtDrake]

Don't you? It's because -- *urk*

I wish for inspiration.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Soon after you inspire, you expire (pun intended).

I wish for 5 tons of "-- *urk*"

[ArtDrake]

Granted. This is how the barrel is filled:

     /-- *urk\
   /     *urk*\
  |*urk* --  |
  |- *urk* --|
  |-- *urk* -|
   \________/

I wish I didn't waste my time on things like that.

[Chrono]

Granted. Instead, you waste money on them.

I wish I remembered all my wishes so that I wouldn't have to repeat them.

[Deagonx]

Granted, but you end up doing it anyways



I wish for Mountain Dew Voltage

[Chrono]

Granted. You keep repeating this wish and die of excessive blood sugar.

I wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish... System failure.