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Offline Chrono

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1920 on: March 01, 2011, 05:02:48 PM »
Granted. You spent a not-so-merry Christmas and a not-so-happy New Year.

I wish you a good day.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1921 on: March 05, 2011, 12:19:48 PM »
Granted, but you can't reach it in time.

I wish that world hunger were solved.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1922 on: March 05, 2011, 01:57:01 PM »
Granted, but then, world obesity became the new problem.

I wish for a block of cheese.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1923 on: March 05, 2011, 02:02:03 PM »
Granted. It's a hard block of cheese.

I wish for a hand.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1924 on: March 05, 2011, 02:17:47 PM »
Wish granted. You now have (only) one hand.

I wish I couldn't wish silly wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1925 on: March 05, 2011, 02:23:46 PM »
Granted. You do not wish silly wishes anymore, but foolish wishes.

I wish for a lucid dream.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1926 on: March 05, 2011, 02:34:41 PM »
Granted, you died slow and painfully in the dream, and you could feel every waking (pun intended) moment of it.

I wish for a sandwich.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1927 on: March 05, 2011, 04:33:28 PM »
Sorry; you got a very sandy winch.

I wish for a cow-cat.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1928 on: March 05, 2011, 10:42:23 PM »
Granted. You're not sure if it moos or meows.

I wish I knew why Duskling named himself Duskling.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1929 on: March 06, 2011, 06:26:32 AM »
Don't you? It's because -- *urk*

I wish for inspiration.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1930 on: March 06, 2011, 06:51:48 AM »
Wish granted. Soon after you inspire, you expire (pun intended). :P

I wish for 5 tons of "-- *urk*"
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1931 on: March 06, 2011, 07:15:50 AM »
Granted. This is how the barrel is filled:

     /-- *urk\
   /     *urk*\
  |*urk* --  |
  |- *urk* --|
  |-- *urk* -|
   \________/

I wish I didn't waste my time on things like that.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1932 on: March 06, 2011, 05:46:05 PM »
Granted. Instead, you waste money on them.

I wish I remembered all my wishes so that I wouldn't have to repeat them.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1933 on: March 07, 2011, 02:27:44 PM »
Granted, but you end up doing it anyways



I wish for Mountain Dew Voltage
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1934 on: March 07, 2011, 09:22:05 PM »
Granted. You keep repeating this wish and die of excessive blood sugar.

I wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish... System failure.
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