Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Now you can wish a system failure.

I wish I was sleepy.

[Chrono]

Granted. You never want to wake up, and you never do.

I wish I could stop wanting to puke.

[Duskling]

Granted, then you puke.

I wish I could listen to jazz all day long.

[Chrono]

Granted. When it ends at night, you start to spazz.

I wish I could make a clone and send him to school in my place.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, your clone decides to take over only the good things in your life, leaving you to do the boring stuff.

I wish I had more time.

[Chrono]

Granted, but you run out of space.

I wish you weren't a dead cow.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. I take your life, and return him to his. He is then hit by a car, and dies.

I wish for more.

[Chrono]

Granted. Too much comes and you die of suffocation.

I wish for moderation.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You are banned.

I wish for an unlimited supply of controlled energy.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You get all the energy you want, together with an huge electric bill.

I wish I could lend you some money to help you pay your electric bill.

[Chrono]

[spoiler=side note]Actually, if electricity was unlimited in supply, it would be free, but...
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Granted. You go bankrupt while helping to pay the infinitely huge bill.

I wish I could kill someone without getting in trouble.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they kill you with a deadman switch bomb. Heh heh.

I wish I had a moon pie.

[Chrono]

Granted. After that, you eat a moon cake and die choking on it because it's too dry.

I wish I could deactivate the bomb.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. There is two.

I wish to be killed painfully.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you don't feel it.

I wish that monkeys were monkeys, fish were fish, and cucumbers were cucumbers.