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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #210 on: March 31, 2010, 06:04:11 PM »
Wish granted. You get shot before your next birthday, so you never have another one.
I wish my computer would start up faster.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #211 on: March 31, 2010, 06:13:52 PM »
Wish granted, your computer is improved using money that a senator recived through a bribe, thus linking you to many conspiracies and forever ruining your career

I wish I could tell who a person "liked" by thinking lightly about it
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #212 on: March 31, 2010, 06:41:17 PM »
Wish granted. You find out that no one likes you or ever did like you, and you commit suicide.
I wish all of the annoying flying squirrels in my attic would leave.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #213 on: March 31, 2010, 06:45:58 PM »
Wish Granted. they leave but are replaced by man-eating raccons. You wake up in the middle of the night and they are chewing your leg off

I wish that I was prime minister of Canada
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #214 on: March 31, 2010, 06:50:11 PM »
Wish granted, the glaciers melt flooding Canada covering it completely with water, and Canada shrinks to 1 1trillionth of the size it was.
[spoiler=sorry]I have a habit of forgetting what to wish for[/spoiler]
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #215 on: April 01, 2010, 11:11:14 AM »
Wish granted, nothing happens. Ever. You are stuck in a dimension empty of everything. For eternity...

I wish I had a bigger house.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #216 on: April 01, 2010, 01:26:02 PM »
Wish granted: you're shrunk tenfold, and now your house looks bigger to you.

I wish food was cheaper and tastier!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #217 on: April 01, 2010, 01:32:04 PM »
Granted, but it is also loaded with carbs and trans-fat so you become morbidly obese and later die of multiple heart attacks.
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i wish for a book that teaches you how to divide by zero [/spoiler] without that happening
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #218 on: April 01, 2010, 01:43:33 PM »
Wish granted, your head IMPLODES instead :-*.

I wish I was immortal.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #219 on: April 01, 2010, 01:48:50 PM »
Granted, you have gained immortality by becoming the new guardian of the alternate sphere. Though you are now composed of antimatter so you can't interact with anything outside of that sphere.  (You won't know what I'm talking about because you never read that part of my book.)

I wish people stopped trying to take my hill from me and left me alone with my hill.
im writing a book!
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heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #220 on: April 01, 2010, 01:54:03 PM »
Wish granted, your "hill" just sunk into a sink hole, so now we use a different hill.

I wish my xbox 360 worked, that I still owned it, I stay alive long enough to play it, and my Oblivion disc worked.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #221 on: April 01, 2010, 01:57:56 PM »
Wish granted. You play oblivion once. Then you die.

I wish for evil.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #222 on: April 01, 2010, 02:01:20 PM »
Wish granted, Presentiment returns, and floods the forums incessantly until they shut down for months.

I wish corrupted wishes were, uh, more creative than just dying.
[spoiler]I've corrupted a few that way myself[/spoiler]

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #223 on: April 01, 2010, 02:11:41 PM »
Wish granted, you live forever in eternal pain in an empty dimension. You will NEVER die.

I wish the stain of presentiments posts would be erased.

Offline Xemadus Echina

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #224 on: April 01, 2010, 02:14:25 PM »
granted,  another far worse person makes his stains look none existent.

i wish somebody would realize the joke in my siggy and comment on it!
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.