Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, your shirt is now too sexy for you, which achieves the same end.

I wish for endless delusory strawberry fields.

[Deagonx]

Granted, you go to strawberry fields. Except it isn't as wonderful as you would have hoped, because unlike the beatles you aren't on drugs.



I wish my headache would go away, without causing more pain.

[Rob]

Your headache goes away, but so does your head.
I wish my homework would complete itself.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted your homework goes on a spiritual journey of self fulfillment into the himalaya mountains, unfortunately it is gone when you need to turn it in.

I wish to be a walrus after going through a state of life known as eggmanhood.

[Deagonx]

Granted, but the beatles capture you for their music videos.




I wish I knew why the icon for spoilers is a nuke.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, you find out... Through experience.

I wish for a person of little intelligence upon a natural protruding land form which is not as large as a mountain.

[Deagonx]

Granted, you get duckling on a natural protruding land form.



I wish lucy was in the sky with sapphires, not diamonds.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, you have ruined a classic song, the arts community ostracizes you.

I wish for happiness to be measured out in miles.

[Deagonx]

Granted, you now must walk 1 mile to be happy for 1 minute.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. TAZE.

I wish people wouldn't do that.

[Rob]

Granted. People never play the game again, thus preventing them from doing it again.
I wish I could be happy for one day if I walked one foot.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. I chop off your foot, and you're very happy the day it grows back.

I wish for all cats to be as cute as my cat.

[Rob]

Granted. Your cat gets run over by and 18 wheeler, and the a tractor runs over what's left for good measure. Now, you cat is a disgusting looking splat on the road and all other cats look as "cute" as it.
I wish I wasn't so gory. Must have something to do with my foot getting cut off.

[Deagonx]

Granted, now you aren't so gory. But your train of thought is.



I wish I would always remember to post a wish

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, why are you posting wishes in all of the threads?

I wish for even more Harry Potter