Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, you're now necroleptic.

I wish that I caught em all.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you catch em all at once and your immune system can't keep up.

I wish that kitty would survive catching them all.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, I now have a ton of pokemon.

I wish that I understood why people think 150 pokemon is not enough.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You join them.

I wish that kitty would catch all lethal diseases in the world.

[Deagonx]

Granted, he catches them. In a jar. And hides them away.



I wish bugfartboy would have chosen his words better.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted he now has a vocabulary such that you need a thesaurus to decipher his posts.

I wish That my computor battery stopped getting used up by people I let use it who are too negligent to plug it in.

[Deagonx]

Granted, it starts getting used up by aliens you let use it who are too negligent to plug it in.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, TAZER!!!!!

I wish that you had posted a wish.

[ArtDrake]

I wish granted. (two birds with one stone!)

[Deagonx]

BOOM! You exploded the universe. And my mind.



I wish I would have understood that.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted, however, now you're annoyed because the Universe exploded 14 billion years ago.

I wish that when I go to the beach my skin colour would change. You know, we dead cows don't usually get tanned.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It turns a bright glow-in-the-dark neon green. You end up attracting so much attention from the lady dead cows that you take the dead cow disease cure to escape.

I wish that I too, had bright glow-in-the-dark neon green skin.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but it's invisible.

I wish for a teapot to travel about the earth in lunasynchronous orbit, undetectable by our finest telescopes.

[Deagonx]

Granted, it is not detectable by your finest telescopes, but by your worst telescopes.




I wish for someone to compliment my recoloring of the Sinister Design logo.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they do it while you're in jail (for violation of a Trademarked image?)

Inwish.