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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Ertxiem

Wish granted. From now on, we call Winter to what previously we used to call Year (and Year to what we previously used to call Winter). Hence, the Winter has four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Year.

I wish I could sing better.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Xemadus Echina

granted but your better singing is outside the range of human hearing so nobody thinks you can sing any better.

I wish you made a wish up for me and corrupted it
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

Frosty

Wish granted. You get a carving of the words "A wish up for me and corrupted it."

I wish that it was always in the degrees below 0, but change nothing about our numbering and degree system.
Yeah, I'm a snowman. Got a problem with that?

Xemadus Echina

granted,  the atmosphere becomes so thin that it is no longer above 0 degrees.  the sun sends so much radiation to the earth that it eventually fries because there is nothing to deflect it.

i wish i had a jar of dirt
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

Steel Ersatz Man

Wish granted. It has worms in it and they eat the dirt as soon as you get it. Feeling disgusted, you chuck the worms into a park before they can poo it out again.

I wish that it is impossible to lie. (Including 'white lies,' I never liked them.)
We are the steel alliance. None shall take our hill!

Xemadus Echina

granted, but then i have to say not granted, but then that means the corrupted wish isn't granted, and that infinite time loop causes the universe to collapse on itself and the big bang happens again which leads to humanity becoming non existent. Your worse then all the mass murderers out there you fool.

I wish that this forum would become locked
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

Frosty

Wish granted. This forum was locked, you went insane, and commited suicide.

I wish I was dead.
Yeah, I'm a snowman. Got a problem with that?

Ertxiem

Wish granted. From now on, the temperature is above 40ÂșC and you melt. You die and nobody cares about you. (Ouch.)

I wish Frosty wasn't dead, because I want to be the only dead one around here.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Steel Ersatz Man

Wish granted, you both come back to life and to add insult to injury, you're immortal. People think that's good but it's not. Because, imagine when you've experienced every possible experience 100 times and you've got nothing to live for. Also, you'll never know what the afterlife's like. Hahaha! However, Frosty dies almost instantly because the atmosphere is still above 40 degrees celsius.

I wish for everyone's IQ to go up by 15 points.
We are the steel alliance. None shall take our hill!

Xemadus Echina

wish granted but they don't get any smarter.

i wish people were dumber
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

Steel Ersatz Man

#250
Wish granted, everyone becomes mute (the dictionary definition of dumb means can't speak.)

I wish that Presentiment was nicer. (Sorry, I forgot to make a wish but I've fixed it now.)
We are the steel alliance. None shall take our hill!

Ertxiem

Wish granted... errrr... nothing is granted... I guess...

I wish that your (Ersatz Man) untold wish becomes true.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

MikeW781

Wish granted, his wish was that you would be punched in the nuts by an Asian midget the next time you check this thread
Don't turn around, he's probably right behind you know

I wish Presentiment would stay banned
Currently tied with Zack for the title of Master of Light!

Steel Ersatz Man

Wish granted, he stays band but comes back in a new persona so it's still the same person but it's technically not Presentiment. (I think this wish actually came true :P)

I wish that I had the power to breathe underwater and in Earth Atmosphere as well (that includes what we breathe now.)
We are the steel alliance. None shall take our hill!

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You can breathe underwater and you can breathe air. However, your life span is reduced 10 times.

I wish being punched in the nuts would hurt that much.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.