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Offline Duskling

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2415 on: November 24, 2011, 06:55:40 PM »
Granted, but you blow it all on chewing gum.

I wish for something to do.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2416 on: November 24, 2011, 08:47:11 PM »
Granted. It takes up all your time and now you wish you had free time. Then you end up having nothing to do, and the cycle repeats itself.

I wish for an eternal loop.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2417 on: November 24, 2011, 11:00:46 PM »
Granted. The wormhole opens, and energy starts flowing through it, only to get pulled back in. Then go back out, and get pulled back in. In the end, the wormhole gets overloaded, and the universe explodes in a big wall of text saying "Trololololololololol" for... A couple million lightyears. So now, we all exist only in the form of Trolololololololololol. Thanks Chrono... :P


I wish for the trolls to go to sleep.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2418 on: November 25, 2011, 07:44:48 AM »
Granted. Without the trolls to occupy the time of 1,337 elite hackers, the hackers now shift their attention to ending the virtual world. The internet dies thanks to a deadly web virus. Now you are unable to access this forum, every database and blog/forum post gets wiped out, and I am unable to book my flight to San Francisco right now. Thanks Buggy buddy and the 1,337 1337 hackers. :'(

I wish I could fix the problem.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2419 on: November 25, 2011, 10:28:14 PM »
Granted. But you shouldn't "fix" what isn't broken.

I wish for my fever and heaving to end. Even if it costs me my life. :/

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« Reply #2420 on: November 29, 2011, 12:49:59 AM »
Granted. It costs you your life... and your life after death.

I wish I had a clone.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2421 on: November 30, 2011, 06:23:10 PM »
Granted. The clone takes your place in society after shoving you in a closet.

I wish I had more time.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2422 on: November 30, 2011, 10:17:26 PM »
Granted. Now you have less space, and go claustrophobic.

I wish I could make up my mind.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2423 on: December 02, 2011, 06:03:10 PM »
Granted. Now, you realize that your mind is completely made up, and disappear with a poof of whoosh and a bit of bang.

I wish that people that killed people that killed people wouldn't kill people that kill people. It's so God Complex.

Offline Chrono

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2424 on: December 02, 2011, 06:15:00 PM »
TAZE!!!!!!

I wish I had a taser.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2425 on: December 02, 2011, 06:31:18 PM »
Granted, but you taze yourself because you just realized that Ducky's text was hidden.

I wish for poor third world countries to have an unlimited supply of good quality tacos.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2426 on: December 02, 2011, 06:39:57 PM »
Granted. They die of dehydration instead of starvation.

I wish I could see white on white.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2427 on: December 04, 2011, 02:05:38 PM »
You can! You can see white on white. Unfortunately, you can't see any other colours; everything is white. This, because of how bright everything now is, results in you going blind. You can no longer see anything, much less white on white.

I wish I had not wished this wish and caused a paradox.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2428 on: December 04, 2011, 05:55:25 PM »
Granted, but the paradox caused by the corruption is still there.

I wish SteelFist doesn't give me tetanus.
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Steelfist

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2429 on: December 05, 2011, 09:46:23 AM »
Wish granted, the rusty knife that I stab you with gives you tetenus. Nuthin' to do with me.

I wish that you had never corrupted the wish that I wished not to wish the wish, but if you had not corrupted that wish I would not be wishing this wish, so I also wish that I had never wished not to wish the previous wish.