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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2460 on: December 27, 2011, 10:42:03 AM »
Wish granted. It does. But it's not enough to give its decent family everything it wants.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2461 on: December 28, 2011, 03:49:42 AM »
Granted. Your life now consists of the substance making your wish! Absolutely nothing! :D

I wish for something.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2462 on: December 28, 2011, 01:01:02 PM »
Granted.

I wish for everything.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2463 on: December 29, 2011, 02:58:27 AM »
Granted. It lands on your chest.

I wish for nothing.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2464 on: January 01, 2012, 12:20:06 AM »
Wish granted. You are nothing. You cease to exist.

I wish you all a Happy New Year! :)
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With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2465 on: January 01, 2012, 12:23:58 AM »
Granted. Everyone has a Happy New Year but you, your New Year is filled with tragedy and anguish.

I wish for a sock filled with wet sand.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2466 on: January 01, 2012, 07:19:05 AM »
Granted. I wear it.

I wish that sand isn't abrasive.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2467 on: January 02, 2012, 11:00:15 PM »
Granted. Instead, it's corrosive. *slow clap*

I wish everyone happy 10th day of Christmas; enjoy your lords a'leaping!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2468 on: January 05, 2012, 09:15:52 AM »
Wish granted. Unfortunately, the next day you are arrested and charged with murder. The Lords a'leaping died of exhaustion during the night after a day of ceaseless leaping, and your wish is responsible.

I wish for less festivity.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2469 on: January 05, 2012, 05:05:16 PM »
Granted. Instead, there's a murder trial. I'm aquitted on all counts, since the lords had the choice at all times to stop leaping.

I wish for a cooler Antarctica.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2470 on: January 05, 2012, 08:16:19 PM »
Wish granted. Antarctica now looks like 8).

I wish the penguins don't get sick with that yellow Antarctica.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2471 on: January 05, 2012, 09:17:15 PM »
Granted. They get sick with a :-* Antarctica.

I wish I wouldn't be a wimp.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2472 on: January 06, 2012, 06:12:00 AM »
Granted, now you have a terrible speech impediment.


I wish my teeth were whiter.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2473 on: January 06, 2012, 05:39:07 PM »
Granted. The bleach you use to whiten your teeth poisons you.

I wish that I had the power over life and death.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2474 on: January 06, 2012, 06:14:25 PM »
Wish granted. The gravitational power of your body is maintained regardless of your live or death status.

I wish we were singing in a choir at this very moment.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.