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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2520 on: February 04, 2012, 05:05:17 PM »
Granted. It's summoning butterflies.

I wish for ominous English chanting.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2521 on: February 05, 2012, 12:56:47 AM »
Granted. It's coming from a pub.

I wish for San'ta Klaus.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2522 on: February 05, 2012, 04:29:23 PM »
Wish granted, you got some omnivorous Latin person that is chanting. However, you find too late that he's a cannibal and you end up being eaten.

I wish I was able to listen a bit better, but all those cats nyaning are driving me crazy! :P
Ert, the Dead Cow.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2523 on: February 05, 2012, 07:09:25 PM »
Granted. You listen better, due to more sensitive eardrums. Now you can hear even more cats nyaning!

I wish for my class ring.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2524 on: February 06, 2012, 03:43:49 PM »
CLASS: *ring*

YOU: (15.99999 repeating in base 31)-

I wish for someone to get that joke.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2525 on: February 19, 2012, 01:34:49 PM »
I got the joke! Too bad no one else does.

I wish for a cute cat picture.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2526 on: February 19, 2012, 01:42:22 PM »
Wish granted. Unfortunately, it was painted with the brush of truepaint, and you get trapped inside with an exeedingly cute but vicious cat. With terrible grammar.

I wish for a Masked Servant to serve me and obey me.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2527 on: February 19, 2012, 02:05:08 PM »
Granted. It obeys me also. I have it destroy itself.

I wish that someone would get my last question in Ask the Developer.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2528 on: February 19, 2012, 05:18:40 PM »
Wish granted. You got your last question. However, nobody else cares about it.

I wish I wasn't mean.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2529 on: February 19, 2012, 05:50:17 PM »
Granted. Instead you're hateful, and no one likes you anymore.

I wish for a less hateful moderator.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2530 on: February 19, 2012, 06:47:53 PM »
Granted. You get Ert the way he was before (A dead cow must have some level of corruptitude about it, methinks).

I wish for Darth Vader in a box.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2531 on: February 19, 2012, 06:55:41 PM »
Wish granted, you got a lego Darth Vader. However, a few parts are missing...

I wish I could be incorruptible! :)
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2532 on: February 19, 2012, 07:12:44 PM »
Granted. You are Robespierre, the Incorruptible. People get fed up with your terror tactics, and you are beheaded.

I wish for my refrigerator to be running.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2533 on: February 19, 2012, 07:20:07 PM »
Wish granted. Some legs grow on your refrigerator and it runs outside of your house. It will try to qualify to the 2012 Olympic Games in London in the refrigerator's 100m race. Good luck with that!

I wish that the guillotine didn't make all those tickles. I loose my breath for laughing so much.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2534 on: February 19, 2012, 07:41:27 PM »
3. ?????

4. PROFIT!!

I wish for cheap internet memes and lots of profit.