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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Steelfist

Wish Granted- It hurts that much! *Punches Ertxiem in the nuts*

I wish for eternal salvation.

Xemadus Echina

Granted, right before you die though the definition of salvation is changed to "Salvation- The act of being stabbed by an entire tree"

I wish this guy  :-* didn't get so evil when he kisses people
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

Ertxiem

Wish granted.  :-* is now quite friendly every time he kisses people. However, from now on, in all Telepath games, the shadowling chase humans just to fill them with kisses and the humans try to flee from them. Nobody will play these games any more.

I wish I cracked my nuts, so that I may eat them. :P
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Steelfist

Wish granted. You crack your nuts, and eat them. Before you eat them, however, I add some poison, leaving you to suffer in agony and finally die.

I wish rainen would be stabbed by an entire tree.

Xemadus Echina

Granted, but an improbability sphere turns the tree into a pillow and the definition of "stabbed by" to "sleeping on"

I wish  ??? wasn't confused anymore
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

cyso

Wish granted. You are no longer confused. However, the thing that was confusing you turns out to be a giant conspiracy plot to murder someone important. You are killed by the members of the conspiracy for knowing too much.
I wish I wasn't so busy.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

MikeW781

Wish granted. You loose all of your friends and kill yourself and fifteen other people in a murder suicide case.

I wish all of my spam mail just went to somebody who deserved it- like Presentment.
Currently tied with Zack for the title of Master of Light!

Xemadus Echina

wish granted, your computer gets mind%#@^$& by a few thousand malware.

i wish i could procrastinate and not have any bad effect happen  because of it.
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

Steel Ersatz Man

Wish granted, you procrastinate for the rest of your life and never accomplish anything.

I wish that advert breaks between shows were shorter.
We are the steel alliance. None shall take our hill!

Xemadus Echina

granted, they last 5 seconds each but theres over 25 minutes of them in a 30 hour show.
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

Steelfist

Wish granted, you are banished to limbo, where... nothing... ever... happens.

I wish rainen was impaled upon a spike.

Xemadus Echina

granted, but instead of dying i become immortal  so i go around stabbing people with the very same stake.

i wish i wasn't in limbo anymore
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

Steelfist

Wish granted; now you are in hell, instead. Feel the eternal flames of damnation!

I wish Rainen felt pain 600 times keener then an ordinary human being (Should make hell's tortures even more fun).

MikeW781

Wish granted, but you have a small dick. So you kill yourself. HA.

I wish PMS didn't exist
Currently tied with Zack for the title of Master of Light!

Steel Ersatz Man

Wish granted, women act like that all the time now ;).

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
We are the steel alliance. None shall take our hill!