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Offline ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2580 on: September 29, 2012, 08:02:20 AM »
Granted. It was the year before 1000, due to a slight programming error.

I wish for some food to be on a tray in front of me, preferably the good kind.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2581 on: September 30, 2012, 10:29:09 AM »
You get your favorite food! But your hands and feet are tied and you can't reach the tray with your mouth. You starve to death.

I wish for some more time.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2582 on: September 30, 2012, 11:52:35 AM »
Granted. You have all the time in the world pass you by as you do nothing.

I wish for a potato cannon.

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« Reply #2583 on: October 01, 2012, 03:13:23 PM »
Wish granted. However, due to the high temperature and speed, the potato canon can only fire purée.

I wish I could wear a tie.
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« Reply #2584 on: October 01, 2012, 09:53:00 PM »
Granted. You could wear a tie, but you never get invited to the right kind of events where a tie and jacket are the thing to wear.

I wish for a tuxedo.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2585 on: October 01, 2012, 09:58:12 PM »
Granted. Your new pet penguin waddled off with it.

I wish for an orange.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2586 on: October 02, 2012, 01:28:50 AM »
Everything is now orange! Congrats.

I wish that everything wasn't so orange..
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2587 on: October 02, 2012, 04:24:29 AM »
Wish granted, everything it's salmon.

I wish to eat grilled salmon tomorrow at lunch, please (see how polite I am? :P ).
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2588 on: October 02, 2012, 04:50:29 AM »
Granted. The salmon you end up eating has been thoroughly and aggressively interviewed. However, it's still raw.

I wish for some cucumber sushi.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2589 on: October 02, 2012, 11:00:59 PM »
Wish granted. You are now sent to the planet of "Cucumber Sushi", which is made of gold. There is no way out.

I wish I wasn't so bored.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2590 on: October 03, 2012, 03:29:38 AM »
Wish granted. You are now a bit more bored than before.

I wish I could have slept another hour.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2591 on: October 03, 2012, 03:09:04 PM »
Granted. You could have, but you would have been late for your obligations or otherwise underprepared for your day.

I wish to see progress in 0x10c.

Offline Kaseke

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« Reply #2592 on: October 04, 2012, 02:47:05 AM »
You get to see progress. But you see so much progress that your brains can't take it and you forget all of it.

I wish I could just sleep through my schooldays for a week without me dropping out of the classes.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2593 on: October 05, 2012, 04:04:53 AM »
Granted. But you don't learn anything.

I wish for a fluffy kitten.

Offline Kaseke

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2594 on: October 06, 2012, 12:50:45 PM »
Granted. It's dead.

I wish for a new acoustic guitar
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