Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. I get everything from that wish, and I die.

I wish for __________.

[ArtDrake]

You ________ your ______, and then _______ _________ly _____s out of nowhere to ______ in the middle of the _______ing ________. Wish _____ing _____ed.

I wish less had been redacted.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. ____ has been redacted.

I wish for ____ literal interpretations of wishes.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. All wishes are now take completely literally. Hope you enjoyed that nonliteral interpretation of your wish!

I wish paradoxes didn't occur.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted, however there still are experiments in quantum where particles travel faster than light and it still may be possible to travel back in time.

I wish that paradoxes do occur.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Life becomes a paradox.

I wish for a thematic entrance.

[ArtDrake]

D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!

Granted. However, this thematic entrance plagues you for the rest of eternity whenever you enter a room.

I wish for schools to stop teaching me random crap I don't need to know. I'm looking at you, English teacher.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However you have just realized that you're in English class daydreaming and just said out loud "I wish for schools to stop teaching me random crap I don't need to know. I'm looking at you, English teacher." Ooops. You're in trouble.

I wish that you have at least one option to avoid punishment.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. His one option to avoid punishment is the one stereo-typically associated with college girls and their professors.

I wish for a cleaner escape route than the one I just presented.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It is the one stereotypically associated with students who happen to have tickets for front row seats at the much-anticipated upcoming football game between the professor's favorite team and their biggest rival. All is forgotten, and good times are had.

I wish I weren't a stereotypical college girl.  :?

[Ertxiem]

Psst, Duckling, you forgot to write:
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!

Wish granted, you're a stereotypical college roof.

I wish I could be less sleepy.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. Instead you are now a little more slippy.

I wish I was a house.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. People now live inside of you. However, the city condemns you as unfit for living in, so you are quickly demolished.

I wish I could remember people's dramatic entrances.

[Kaseke]

Granted. In a side effect, you will never in your life see another one and all dramatic entrances turn to comical entrances in your eyes.

I wish this schools keyboards spacebar would work better...

[ArtDrake]

Granted. However, you can never visit the forums again because your school's internet access blocks it for being anti-Cultist propaganda. That's right; while you weren't looking, your government was slowly and insidiously replaced by the Cult. You have Craig to thank for that one.

I wish for more days like this one.