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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2715 on: November 22, 2012, 10:31:14 PM »
Granted. You only have the minimum numer of days required to have anday in plural form. Enjoy you four days (two days and two days) of vacation, and the many mosquito bites.

I wish for a better story.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2716 on: November 23, 2012, 09:29:55 PM »
Granted. Little Red Riding Hood.

I wish for less perfunctoriness.

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« Reply #2717 on: November 23, 2012, 10:30:42 PM »
Granted. Your life is full of perfectly pungent plights.

I wish for greatness.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2718 on: November 23, 2012, 11:09:44 PM »
Granted. Your woe is great.

I wish for fuzziness.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2719 on: November 24, 2012, 05:16:36 AM »
Granted. Your vision is fuzzy for as long as you have vision.

I wish for turkey on rye.

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« Reply #2720 on: November 24, 2012, 10:51:44 AM »
Granted. However, it's faux turkey, because some vegan joker thought that killing animals for food was barbaric.

I wish for pulchritude.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2721 on: November 25, 2012, 04:12:28 AM »
Granted. The genie doesn't know what it means so he just gives you a dead duck.

I wish genie was written with capital letters from now on.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

Offline Ertxiem

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2722 on: November 25, 2012, 04:26:54 AM »
Wish granted, the Genie and all other forum text is now written using the "Pure-Capital" font. However, you are unable to install it on your computer, no matter how hard you try.

I wish to ear a cinnamon cookie right now!
(I wanted to write eat, but a typo came in and put things more interesting!)
« Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 04:35:12 AM by Ertxiem »
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2723 on: November 25, 2012, 12:46:40 PM »
Granted. It ears you back, and the two of you rejoice in mutual earing.

I wish I knew what earing was -- though, I know what earrings are.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2724 on: November 25, 2012, 03:38:49 PM »
Wish granted. The Genie explains you that earing used to mean ploughing. However, you still don't know what it means today.

I wish I could address myself in a more humble way. :P
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2725 on: November 25, 2012, 03:45:05 PM »
Granted. Instead you address yourself in a manner most foul, and get removed from the forums.


I wish for pyrotechnic abilities.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2726 on: November 25, 2012, 03:54:37 PM »
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
Wish granted.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh bang boom ssssssssh BANG! It was bugfartboy! (And we never seen him again.)

I wish to really understand why people tend to disappear when they explode, but the explanation written in the true "Pure-Capital" font, instead of what it appears to be the "Georgia" font.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 03:59:04 PM by Ertxiem »
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2727 on: November 25, 2012, 06:19:19 PM »
Your wish would be granted, but I was never seen from again, amd thus cannot answer your question.

I wish for better corruptions.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2728 on: November 25, 2012, 06:33:50 PM »
Granted. The corruptions get better, and thus, worse. You've managed to make everyone miserable whilst not even existing. Congrats, Buggy.

I wish I hadn't almost forgotten to make a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2729 on: November 25, 2012, 07:24:14 PM »
Granted. Instead of almost forgetting, you did forget! But because I don't really exist neither does your wish, as I couldn't corrupt it.

I wish misery upon all existance.