Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[torugo]

wish granted you own america but you got killed by a terrorist invasion

i wish my computer would stop having false alarms with virus protection

[Duskling]

Wish granted, your computer doesn't have a false alarm, but instead a real virus, you ignore it, and the next day, you have to buy a new computer.

I wish to start a feud between countries only to watch and laugh as they all kill each other.

[MikeW781]

Wish granted, but they figure out it was you due to a tip of from an anonymous "mikew781" and lock you up

I wish TRPG3 was finished

[torugo]

wish granted TRP3 was finished but you completely suck and you cant complete it

I wish for a new microphone for my computer

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but you say something that sounds illegal with a cop present into it, so the authorities find you and confiscate the microphone.

I wish I led a crusade against mikew781 while he was at his weakest for ratting me out.

[MikeW781]

wish granted, but I am still stronger than you at my weakest. So you loose. Nothing personal  :)

I wish I had a tamed dragon that nobody else could see, and I was smart enough to not mention it and to tell people that I was the one flying if they saw me on it

[torugo]

wish granted but the dragon got loose and since no one could see it no one could defend themselves and got killed

i wish for a medicine that heals anything

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but, if you didn't put in just enough ingredients it would become a lethal toxin, ditto if you put more than required, and that's exactly what you did.

I wish I had a time machine and went back in time to my crusade against mikew781 to tip the odds way, way, way into my favor.

[MikeW781]

Okay. Your army of millions of crusaders from the middle ages come, and fail against me and my rocket launcher.
Hey-you said back in time  :P

I wish that Duskling would give up

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but he obtained newfound confidence and a new empire. Then he proceeded to crush an outpost that belonged to torugo.

I wish that I corrupted the next person's wish.

[torugo]

wish granted you will corupt this ones wish but it wont be worth corrupting to you

I wish duskling was the ruler of the world

[Guye]

Wish granted, Darkling becomes the ruler of the world, but as a result of him not corrupting this wish the entire world is swallowed by a paradox.

I wish I could go back and redo the things I regret.

[Xemadus Echina]

wish granted but you accidentally divided by zero in the calculations and it caused the universe to become locked in stasis with everything going back in time by 5 seconds every 5 seconds.


i wish my wish was corrupted by an expert in poetry.

[MikeW781]

Wish granted, but his computer crashes as he is writing his poetic response, and you are stuck with me corrupting your wish.

I wish that KZ was back

[Guye]

Granted, but Presentiment has secretly hacked KZ's account, takes over the forum, and bans everyone.

I wish I had pectorals that I could crush soda cans between.