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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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.:Light-God:.

Wish granted, but since you said "EVERYONE" it also physically hurt you.

I wish i had more wishes.

Steelfist

Wish granted. I steal them.

I wish for evil to harm everyone but I, my friends, and my family.

Guye

Granted, but due to the fact that we are all related very distantly, your wish does absolutely nothing.

I wish that I was Aquaman. He's so cool.

Duskling

Wish granted, but his tights ripped the very moment you traded souls with him.

I wish for a fishtank filled with jellyfish.

torugo

wish granted but you carelessly dip youre hand in it and get a permenent swelling.

i wish i could sleep and not age for 3 years at least
mock the pheonix you will burn

Duskling

Granted, you slept for 4 years, not aging for at least 3, but you only had 1 year to live.

I wish that torugo would suffer in the afterlife.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. However, all the suffering he will get, you'll feel it in double.

I wish I wasn't mean.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Duskling

Wish granted, but people are mean to you. VERY. MEAN.

I wish for a sword that was not broken, rusty, some cheap plastic thingy from WalMart, damaged in any way, and that it was a katana

.:Light-God:.

Wish granted. But weirdly you get a bill- (I live in UK so...) "Dear Mr Darkling , thank you for shopping at WalMart! Your Bill : £1000.000

I wish I died.

Duskling

Wish granted, nobody remembered you or cared.

I wish for insanity to stop.

.:Light-God:.

Wish granted , but people start a riot because now they can't be insanely fun!

I wish for world peace.

Steelfist

Wish granted; a doomsday device wipes out all life, including yours. The world is at peace now. Congratulations...Jerk...

I wish for universal dominion.

Steel Ersatz Man

Wish granted, but you're stuck on Earth and can't contact your anyone unless they're on Earth so all the Aliens hired a 'temporary' ruler while you were 'gone.' Also, the people of Earth died out long ago...
We are the steel alliance. None shall take our hill!

.:Light-God:.

Wish granted, but you didn't post any wish!

I wish i had a x-box 360 for free.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. However, there are constant blackouts in your neighbourhood and you can't use it for more than 5 minutes at a time. Neither you can use your computer.

I wish somebody fixed the Firefox lags and memory leaks.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.