Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, this hamster is Hamtaro, and everyone is jealous; you get mugged and Hamtaro is stolen.

I wish I knew what the uncorrputible wish was.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You know what the incorruptible wish was, but you can't formulate it with words.

I wish I had 10% less work.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but the original percentage was 10,010%, which is now only 10,000%, hurray for you!

I wish for even more anti-freeze.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted.  You're disappointed that you have the anti-freeze since your life was basically a whole story of a journey for anti-freeze.  You die.  And 10% of 10,010 is 1001, so he only has 9009% of his work left to do.

I wish it was always 11:11.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. Time stops on 11:11, and nothing ever happens again.

I wish for space.

[Duskling]

Granted, you suffocate in space.

I wish for anti-freeze!!!

[Cypher]

Granted. You forget to wash your hands after using it and you get poisoned because you infect your food.

I wish I had a big apricot, a plain untouched uninfected unpoisoned apricot.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. you eat a unique species of apricot; it is huge, and venemous (not poisonous). You die in agony.

I wish for a blood orange. Just a plain, tasty (but not enough to have any adverse effects), untouched, uninfected, unpoisoned, non venemous blood orange. With no blood.

[Cypher]

Granted. The orange though is past it's expiry date and tastes like ****.

I wish i had a wish to wish.

[Steelfist]

I said the orange had to be tasty, remember?

Anyway. Wish granted; you just used it.

I wish for my previous wish to have a proper corruption; READ IT THIS TIME!

[Duskling]

Wish granted, it was corrupted far too properly and you fall into a deep depression on how you're not proer enough for it.

[Steelfist]

In what way does that relate to my wish?

Anyway. I drain your life and torture your soul for eternity!

I wish for corruption.

[Duskling]

Granted, corruption on you!

I wish for anti-freeze!!!

[Bromtaghon]

You wished for anti-freeze... which appears on the other side of the world.  (You didn't wish you had anti-freeze.)

I wish for a thermal detonator.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It blows up it your face.

I will repeat my wish, as no-one as done a proper corruption of it yet.

I wish for a blood orange. Just a plain, tasty (but not enough to have any adverse effects), untouched, uninfected, unpoisoned, non venemous blood orange. With no blood.