Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[MikeW781]

Wish granted, but as you recive the orange, a nuke is dropped on top of you. I eat the orange, but get radiation posoining

I wish I didn't have radiation poisoning

[Duskling]

Wish granted, you didn't have radiation poisoning, you were a mutant already.

I wish I didn't have anti-freeze.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You freeze.

I wish that the world did not exist.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but soon you went mad since the world didn't exist, but you did.

I wish for a gallon of Coca Cola.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. I steal it.

I wish I DIDN'T EXIST.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but the world did, so you technically killed yourself for no reason.

I wish for orange juice.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It's poisoned. You should have seen that coming.

I wish that nothing, including me, existed in the universe.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, then another Big Bang occurred, and you existed... as a slug.

I wish for a blaster rifle.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. Using it, you commit suicide.

I wish I was human.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but just when you wished for that, humans were all conquered and slaughtered by a more advanced race.

I wish for Steelfist to become a Mandalorian.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. Thanks. Mandalorians are actually pretty cool. Anyway- I shoot you.

I wish I was invincible.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but while I was granting your wish, I made a grammar mistake and wwrote "invisible" instead of "invincible," so now no one knows you're there and you have gone mad because of it.

I wish for a hula hoop.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted; I strangle you with it.

I wish I was invincible but not invisible.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but you have no use for it since you hate fighting and violence in any case.

I wish for a working copy of Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It works... but you get arrested, because it's an illegal copy.