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Offline MikeW781

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #495 on: May 29, 2010, 11:08:53 AM »
Wish granted, but as you recive the orange, a nuke is dropped on top of you. I eat the orange, but get radiation posoining

I wish I didn't have radiation poisoning
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #496 on: May 29, 2010, 11:14:11 AM »
Wish granted, you didn't have radiation poisoning, you were a mutant already.

I wish I didn't have anti-freeze.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #497 on: May 29, 2010, 11:21:30 AM »
Wish granted. You freeze.

I wish that the world did not exist.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #498 on: May 29, 2010, 11:29:48 AM »
Wish granted, but soon you went mad since the world didn't exist, but you did.

I wish for a gallon of Coca Cola.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #499 on: May 29, 2010, 11:30:50 AM »
Wish granted. I steal it.

I wish I DIDN'T EXIST.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #500 on: May 29, 2010, 11:33:45 AM »
Wish granted, but the world did, so you technically killed yourself for no reason.

I wish for orange juice.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #501 on: May 29, 2010, 11:34:59 AM »
Wish granted. It's poisoned. You should have seen that coming.

I wish that nothing, including me, existed in the universe.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #502 on: May 29, 2010, 11:36:02 AM »
Wish granted, then another Big Bang occurred, and you existed... as a slug.

I wish for a blaster rifle.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #503 on: May 29, 2010, 11:39:18 AM »
Wish granted. Using it, you commit suicide.

I wish I was human.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #504 on: May 29, 2010, 11:41:11 AM »
Wish granted, but just when you wished for that, humans were all conquered and slaughtered by a more advanced race.

I wish for Steelfist to become a Mandalorian.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #505 on: May 29, 2010, 11:44:26 AM »
Wish granted. Thanks. Mandalorians are actually pretty cool. Anyway- I shoot you.

I wish I was invincible.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #506 on: May 29, 2010, 11:49:52 AM »
Wish granted, but while I was granting your wish, I made a grammar mistake and wwrote "invisible" instead of "invincible," so now no one knows you're there and you have gone mad because of it.

I wish for a hula hoop.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #507 on: May 29, 2010, 11:51:14 AM »
Wish granted; I strangle you with it.

I wish I was invincible but not invisible.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #508 on: May 29, 2010, 11:53:22 AM »
Wish granted, but you have no use for it since you hate fighting and violence in any case.

I wish for a working copy of Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #509 on: May 29, 2010, 11:55:20 AM »
Wish granted. It works... but you get arrested, because it's an illegal copy.