Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Mad]

Wish granted you get icy-hot but then you start wondering about the name and how it could make sence your head explodes.

I wish for a Claymore.

[Duskling]

Granted, it blows in your face.

I wish for pumpkins.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, they turn into mutant jack-o-lanterns and kill you.

I wish for anti-freeze, even though I have no idea what it is.

[Xemadus Echina]

granted,  i give you anti-freeze but you think it's kool-aid so you drink it and begin to die.  as you take your last breath you see the label on the anti-freeze bottle that says "Antifreeze is a cryoprotectant used in internal combustion engines and many other heat transfer applications, such as HVAC chillers and solar water heaters"

[GOD]

Wish granted, but you are stoned for forgetting your wish

I wish for a unicorn

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, it stabs you in the stomach.

I wish for Kool-Aid.

[Duskling]

Granted, but someone drank from it and filled the bottle/whatever with anti freeze. You die.

I wish for kote!

[algebra15]

Granted, but spellcheck reads the word backwards and corrects it to "ewok." The ewok (with a slingshot) is grumpy...

I wish for a gangrenous limb.
corrupt THAT.

[Duskling]

Ok. The wish is corrupted, but not as harmlessly as you expected.

I wish for soda.

[algebra15]

Granted, but you accidentally swallow a box of Menthos. We all know what happens.

I wish for North Korea to not be as dysfunctional.

[Duskling]

Since you made a typo, the wish didn't count.

I wish for Beskar'gam (Madalorian armor) for myself.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, you get some, it falls on your head and breaks your neck.

I wish for YOUR MOM... to make me a peanut butter jelly sandwhich.

[Duskling]

Granted, she poisons it. (YAY MOM!)

I wish for anti-freeze.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, I cast a spell, you forget what it is and drink it. You die.

I wish I had the link to the old forums.

[algebra15]

Granted, and you use the link so many times it wears out and opens a hole in spacetime. Now you get sucked it the black hole in your computer screen.

I wish for a faster computer, so I could keep up with the posts.