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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #540 on: June 10, 2010, 08:55:46 PM »
Wish granted you get icy-hot but then you start wondering about the name and how it could make sence your head explodes.

I wish for a Claymore.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #541 on: June 10, 2010, 09:04:11 PM »
Granted, it blows in your face.

I wish for pumpkins.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #542 on: June 11, 2010, 11:15:47 PM »
Granted, they turn into mutant jack-o-lanterns and kill you.

I wish for anti-freeze, even though I have no idea what it is.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #543 on: June 12, 2010, 07:27:59 AM »
granted,  i give you anti-freeze but you think it's kool-aid so you drink it and begin to die.  as you take your last breath you see the label on the anti-freeze bottle that says "Antifreeze is a cryoprotectant used in internal combustion engines and many other heat transfer applications, such as HVAC chillers and solar water heaters"
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #544 on: June 12, 2010, 07:30:30 AM »
Wish granted, but you are stoned for forgetting your wish

I wish for a unicorn

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #545 on: June 12, 2010, 07:50:24 AM »
Granted, it stabs you in the stomach.

I wish for Kool-Aid.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #546 on: June 12, 2010, 08:29:37 AM »
Granted, but someone drank from it and filled the bottle/whatever with anti freeze. You die.

I wish for kote!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #547 on: June 12, 2010, 05:56:48 PM »
Granted, but spellcheck reads the word backwards and corrects it to "ewok." The ewok (with a slingshot) is grumpy...

I wish for a gangrenous limb.
corrupt THAT.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #548 on: June 12, 2010, 05:59:50 PM »
Ok. The wish is corrupted, but not as harmlessly as you expected.

I wish for soda.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #549 on: June 12, 2010, 06:02:27 PM »
Granted, but you accidentally swallow a box of Menthos. We all know what happens.

I wish for North Korea to not be as dysfunctional.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #550 on: June 12, 2010, 06:05:24 PM »
Since you made a typo, the wish didn't count.

I wish for Beskar'gam (Madalorian armor) for myself.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #551 on: June 12, 2010, 08:11:29 PM »
Granted, you get some, it falls on your head and breaks your neck.

I wish for YOUR MOM... to make me a peanut butter jelly sandwhich.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #552 on: June 12, 2010, 08:13:26 PM »
Granted, she poisons it. (YAY MOM!)

I wish for anti-freeze.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #553 on: June 12, 2010, 08:14:43 PM »
Granted, I cast a spell, you forget what it is and drink it. You die.

I wish I had the link to the old forums.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #554 on: June 12, 2010, 08:17:21 PM »
Granted, and you use the link so many times it wears out and opens a hole in spacetime. Now you get sucked it the black hole in your computer screen.

I wish for a faster computer, so I could keep up with the posts.
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