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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Duskling

Granted, but it is right corrupted.

I wish I could go... to... sl-zzzZZZzZZzZZzzZz

Mad

Wish Granted: but you sleep for too long and skip about 10 or so years when your married to a bad wife so instaed of waking up to an alarm you wake up by a pan whacked into your face.

I wish for Kittens.
When you're in love you eat pie, when you're in stress you eat pie, and if you're about to be eaten by a 5-headed she/he-demon...YOU EAT PIE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMMOROW!!!

algebra15

#587
Wish granted, but Kittens (capitalized, rather than kittens) is the gangster name of a thug. He eats you alive. Om nom nom.

I wish my perpetual motion machine would work.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Bromtaghon

Granted, it works, but only for everyone else.

I wish the Done button bug would be fixed.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Duskling

Granted, but it's fixed so that it wouldn't be fixed for you.

I wish that Brom would understand I don't really hate him.

algebra15

Granted, but then he somehow (I wonder who could have spread a rumour like that...?) gets the impression that you feel the desire to be "as close as best buds can be without coming dangerously close to any boundaries which, if broken, might suggest... oh never mind."

I wish for NO MORE CLOWNS.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Mad

Wish granted but the past clowns haunt you in your dreams and you kill yourself out of insanity.

I wish for Kittens who were NOT gangster canibals but were the cat type of kittens.
When you're in love you eat pie, when you're in stress you eat pie, and if you're about to be eaten by a 5-headed she/he-demon...YOU EAT PIE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMMOROW!!!

Duskling

Granted, but you didn't get them.

I wish Bioware would release a third KotOR and I bought it.

Bromtaghon

Granted, you buy it for your life savings and you beat it in five minutes.

I wish we had done Tears Are Not Enough 25 instead of Wavin' Flag for Haiti.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

MikeW781

Wish granted. It makes no difference, Justin Beiber is still there.

I wish I could speak both French and English fluently
Currently tied with Zack for the title of Master of Light!

Duskling

Granted, but by then, everybody who could speak French, English, or both fluently was execu-AHH!

I wish for iwish to be a word.

MikeW781

Iwish granted, but it leads to a collapse of the English language.

I iwish I could get at least one of these songs out of my head.
Currently tied with Zack for the title of Master of Light!

algebra15

Granted, but then the rest come back. Including "HollHELLaback Girl."
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Duskling

Granted, but everyone hates you for trying to stop the game.

I wish for a grand finale.

algebra15

Granted, your life ends with a boom.

I wish for a TV show worth watching, but not so addicting it becomes a total timesuck.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!