Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Steelfist]

Wish granted; you have a parakeet. A giant, carnivorous parakeet. And it's feeding time. . .

I wish that I lived in another universe.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, and it's exactly the same as this one.

I wish that my parakeet didn't eat me.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, it drank you.

I wish I was interested in calculus.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, now nobody understands what you're talking about.

I wish for a normal, non human/kitty eating peacock.

[Duskling]

Granted, your a dog now, so it ate you.

I wish that KZ would give us a hint on what KZ meant.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, it was a cryptic riddle that only a kitty could decipher, too bad that I'm a dog.

I wish for for fish with my ish fish wish dish.

[Duskling]

Granted, it was a barracuda.

I wish that I was a barracuda, other than that one, of course.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, the other barracuda eats you, yes barracudas do that.

I wish that I was a kitty again

[Duskling]

Granted, but you were horribly disfigured.

I wish I was a Spriggat.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, but another spriggat ate you. Yes they do that.

I wish for a stingray

[Duskling]

Granted, but another stingray ate it. Yes they do that.

I wish for a truce.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, but it gets really boring.

I wish for a new hat

[Duskling]

Granted, but another hat eats it. Yes they do that.

I wish for us to be even.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, now Steelfist is ahead of us both.

I wish for us to be at the same level.

[Duskling]

Granted, but Steelfist is still ahead of us.

I wish for toast.