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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #810 on: June 27, 2010, 08:52:16 AM »
Granted, oh, Lord of the Toilet.

I wish for  8) to have a battle with  :-*

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #811 on: June 27, 2010, 08:55:24 AM »
Wish granted. But since  :-* is kiss, they fall madly in love, and ruin all your posts, causing you to get banned, for trying to ruin their relationship.

I wish to be omnipresent.

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« Reply #812 on: June 27, 2010, 08:58:37 AM »
Granted, you were, but you were visible, and since you were omnipresent, you could see into every ladies' locker room in the world, you are slapped for being a pervert... many times. Contrary to that, you could also look into old ladies' bathrooms, and you are then scarred emotionally for the rest of your life.

I wish for a being that infected my school while I wasn't there.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #813 on: June 27, 2010, 09:15:43 AM »
Wish granted. It infected your school with a virus that makes you super strong, fast, invincible and immortal with no ill effects! Lucky you! Oh, wait, you were away.

I wish to be invisible.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #814 on: June 27, 2010, 09:20:16 AM »
Granted, you snuck into a ladies' locker room, but the invisibility wears off around steam, and they were taking showers.

I wish that U was thrown in jail.

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« Reply #815 on: June 27, 2010, 11:16:29 AM »
Wish granted. Someone called U is thrown in jail. However, in a case of mistaken identity, the person who is actually thrown into jail is you.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #816 on: June 27, 2010, 11:24:49 AM »
Granted, but you are tazered for trying to stop the game.

I wish for a tazer to tazer you with.

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« Reply #817 on: June 27, 2010, 12:30:04 PM »
Wish granted. You think better of tazering me, however.

I wish that the world's core was blown up.

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« Reply #818 on: June 27, 2010, 01:10:25 PM »
Granted, while we all died, you got the worst of it, you were at the center of the explosion and on top of that, you had a sunburn.

I wish that I could commit suicide.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #819 on: June 27, 2010, 02:27:27 PM »
Granted, you intend to stab yourself in a girl's washroom (what is it with you and that particular topic), but someone sees you and slaps you, you drop your knife on your foot and instead of killing yourself you only get sent to the hospital.

I wish I got the best of both worlds.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #820 on: June 27, 2010, 02:44:09 PM »
Granted, the two worlds are the Underworld and... other...

I wish to be a Geth and that this wish to only be corrupable by someone who knows what a Geth is.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #821 on: June 27, 2010, 02:47:28 PM »
Granted, but Mass Effect Wiki shuts down so no one knows what you are anymore.

I wish that today was Monday.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #822 on: June 27, 2010, 02:51:20 PM »
Wish granted. It is Monday. Or, to be precise, Monday morning, when you haven't slept, you have gotten up late, and you have a school day in front of you . . .

I wish to be asleep.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #823 on: June 27, 2010, 02:52:03 PM »
Granted, you had nightmares.

I wish to be Garfield.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #824 on: June 27, 2010, 02:55:11 PM »
Wish granted. Somebody feeds you poisoned lasagne (me).

I wish to be rich!